Well, We'll make the escape route in a minute

Except Dean and Dante."Dante?""Uh-huh." "Can you find some other poor smegheads....sorry, volunteers to go along on the bomb-planting trip?""I can try.""Right."They parted ways.<END SNIP>
Dean ran along the corridor, he had to find Jay. Which he did. He ran straight into him. This meant that Alota was treated to an interesting display on the comm screen of Dean hitting Jay hitting Cerebrum before all went down like a set of dominoes.
"Are you alright guys?" she asked, worried, as the 3 men got up, groaning.
"Sorry Jay." said Dean, "listen I need to help me sign out some explosive stuff so that I can use it in the Raven to obliterate the gate and let us out of this planet!"
"But he's flying out to Stanchion 4." said Alota, concerned,
"That's not as important." said Dean, "Get Efof, Kara, Amber, sorry, not Amer, she's still suspended isn't she? or Rio to do it."
"Alright." said Alota, with misgivings, and somehow amazed. She had just complied with something Dean had said. She had to go and see Keto.
"To your office, quick!" said Dean, excitedly, pulling Jay along, who was still somewhat in shock about the Cerebrum thing. They soon left Cerebrum behind in the corridors.
Jay finally shook Dean's hand off his sleeve and they stopped, just outside Jay's office.
"I can't Dean!" said Jay.
"What, nonsense, I know I've not got the best record.."
"No, as in I can't. I'm Jay Cerebrum now, and the commander of the department is Jay Chrysler... I can't sign anything!" and that said, he sulked off down the corridor.
"Well, thanks! Smeg!" said Dean..."Wait? You're Cerebrum's son? Ahahahahahahahahaha!" Dean wheezed as he went into the office, seeing if perhaps Jay had left one of the "highe explosives sign out sheet"s signed.
 
He hadn't.
"Smeg!"
 
There must be something he could use here... maybe he could cut out a signature from another piece of paper and stick it on. And look here were 20 sheets of his signature...
First lot looked rather shaky though...
 
Dean flipped through the stack, until he got to page 20. Cutting out one of the signatures, he stuck it onto the bottom of the sign-out form...No, it was too obvious...The paper was a different colour for a start...hang on a minute...
 
"Amber?" said Dean, over the comm.
"What Dean, did you get my mess..." Amber was cut off by Holly.
" the Aerons are gonna blow us all into itty bitty pieces unless they get this ship back! - that's from Amber you know." said teh computer.
"I was actually just talking to the woman Holly, if would allow us to continue."
"Sorry Dean." and he was gone.
"DId you get my message?"
"Well, I have now. But as we're going to be blown to itty bitty pieces anyway it doesn't really matter." said Dean. "Now listen. I need you to forge Jay's signature for me. I know you can do it."
"How?"
"Well, there are 20 pages of practice signatures here, your badge has gone, you're in an aircraft... bu the mian clue was on sheet 18. 5th Signature down, you wrote "Amb" before crossing it out."
Amber sighed. "Smeg."
"Smeg indeed. Now, either you forge another signature for me, or Jay and Phil find out about your little faux pas."
"I'll be there." said Amber, moodily climbing out the cockpit.
"Wow." said Dean, "people are obeying me today! You!" he yelled at a skutter, "get me some coffee!"
It just gave him the V-sign and carried on.
"Good, I'm not dreaming." said Dean, sinking into Jay's chair to await Amber's arrival... when she signed that form, he'd be able to load up the Raven with the most impressive weapons the BD possessed.
 
Dean "Waiting Gleefully" Thomas