RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Medical Team to Stanchion 4...or Whatever\'s Left Of It
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With some awkward manipulation that was only slightly eased by the
low gravity, they managed to place Canazza on the stretcher and get
him back inside the airlock, before entering the pressurised area of
the ship and ditching the environment suits.
"He's got a pulse and he's still breathing," observed Keto, "Then I
guess it's down to the traditional medical methods."
He pulled out a vial of blue ointment.
The Tree shivered and turned away.
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Keto turned Canazza over onto his front and attempted to pull down his
trousers.
Unluckilly for Keto, and fortunatly for Canazza he was wearing a boiler suit
and therefore couldn't be pulled down
"I have to inject this into his behind"
*rustle*
"Why? Why?" Keto exclaimed, as if anyone was so stupid not to know the
answer, "Because it's cruel and unusual..."
*rustle*
"Quiet, hand me the scalpal" the tree complied and Keto Scored a hole in
Canazza's suit.
Keto held aloft the needle with the blue ointment in it, expelled some of it
just to make sure and inserted the needle into Canazza's arse.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Canazza awoke with a start and
reached round and pulled the needle out
"Damn you," Keto cursed, "I could have had so much fun, but you had to spoil
it"
*rustle rustle*
"too right" Canazza replied
Keto looked at him quizically, "Oh yes, i forgot, you speak tree"
"A smattering, I know what 'Keto, you evil bastard' is" He said, standing
up.
"Smart arse" Keto retorted, packing up the medical kit.
"It does actually," Canazza said, rubbing the puncture wound.
"Oh, and volounteers are needed to go to the surface,"
"Why are you asking me?"
"I'm not asking you, I'm ordering you, Junior Officer" He indicated his own
Chief medical pips.
Not one to disobey orders, much, Canazza limped over to the inner airlock
door and left the chamber.
once he was out of sight Keto started to follow
*rustle rustle*
"Yes, I know it's for a suicide mission,"
*rustle*
"Why? Because I don't like people smart mouthing me" He continued down the
corridor, tree in tow.
<tag - I'm assuming you still need people to go down...>
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