Battlestar Blue Dwarf!

Sirens rang out through the city, and Aeron military ships launched
vertically from platforms, gathering together and started
approaching the bulky Blue Dwarf…
-- meanwhile, back in securty --
Phil had to do it...he was the boss after all...but he dreaded this more
then cleaning out MP's cage.
Cell inspection...
Slightly hung over still, with lingering satan'ness, he went from cell to
cell...
Most of the prisoners were caking themselves...The last time there was a
cell inspection Phil found 11 illegail drugs, 3 banned magazines and a
morris danceing tape. The poor prisoner who had the misfourtune to be
"looking after" that one..
Well they found a barney gonk* inserted where a barney gonk should never be
inserted.
One of the prisoner was swaying..
"Is this the one you was telling me about MP?" said Phil, as put the file
about Jay and Cerebrum in his back pocket.
"ee"
"okay...the test..."
Phil went up to the prisoner and smiled
"Would you like a kebab?"
"Hic...yesh"
"Well that settles it...he was the one drinking Deans Special
Brew...MP...take him to keto to have his stomach pumped...and whilst ya
there...You are to submit to oinmentation...I've been through it...so should
you"
"EEE!"
"Well with that language wash your mouth out..."
It was at this point the sirens went off.
"Good...I get a chance to try the BD's new defenses..."
"EEE!"
"Yes I know we techincally dont have any...but do THEY know that..."
"e"
"Yes again, I know that techincally I dont know who we a are fighting yet,
or if it's Dean on a another Thomas manuver, but I have to find out...bloody
stupid midget..."
-- back on a distan planet, a LONG way away --
"My leige...the building work is complete...Your fortress of Cack-a-doom
awaits..."
"Good Good...assemble the ...and i cant belive i'm saying
this...troops...They will know what we are doing here and we need to prepare
ourselves...There's a ship out there i REALLY dont want to meet again..."
"Was this the Blu..."<SMACK>
"NEVER MENTIONE ....THAT SHIP....AGAIN......Now bring forth the troops..."
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* Gonk = small furry cuddly type toy
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