Steev...sex, drugs and rock and roll
Steev finished what he was doing, and decided to go for a wander round the
ship. He saw a pink tree with a pint in one limb dragging several
unconscious crewmembers behind it.
"Pink," thought Steev.
He turned the corner. The walls were bleeding "Sleepy Hollow" blood.
"Pink," thought Steev.
He carried on regardless, into hangar bay 12. A huge marshmallow spiral ran
the height of the bay. Several crewmembers were sitting gorged on the
bottom, fast asleep. Several others were lying in bleeding heaps after they
tried to eat off the top.
"Pink," thought Steev.
Steev sat down for a bit and thought.
"Pink...pink...pink....pink...marshmallow...pink...blood...pink...Johnny
Depp...pink...pink....Johnny
Depp???.....pink...tree....beer...mmmmmm...beer...pink....pink...beer...pink
beer.....mmmmm...food...."
Steev stood up, got in the pink marshmallow car, and told Johnny Depp to
drive him to "Burger Tzar" while he tended to his bonsai tree.
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Burger Tzar
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After tipping Mr. Depp, Steev strode into "Burger Tzar". He waved to Zack,
who was looking oddly uncomfortable talking to a pink gentleman with a robe
and scythe. Zack looked at Steev with "HELP ME" eyes but he decided that he
needed to eat first. He walked to the counter. Suddenly "Don't fear the
reaper" started playing. The fellow Zack had been talking to suddenly stood
up and shouted "You better smegging well do!" and stormed out. Steev turned
back to come face to face with a BIG FUCKIN' EYEBALL!
"Not pink," thought Steev.
"I'll have a burger," said Steev to the eyeball.
"Do you want fries with that?" the eyeball replied.
"No thank you."
Steev took the burger and gobbled it up right there. Suddenly his vision
cleared. The eyeball vanished to reveal...an incredibly attractive Japanese
woman, witha curious grin on her face. Steev looked behind him to see who
she was smiling at, the realised she was looking at him! He sudden;ly
developed...AWS!
His hair stood on end, he immediatley started sweating three buckets a
second of sweat, and started to mumble incomprehensibly. He had contracted
"Attractive Woman Syndrome," the worst disorder engineers could contract.
He tried deep breaths. It worked a little, and his hair started to relax.
He walked up to the woman and said "Hi, I'm Steev. what's your name?"
The woman looked excited and replied happily, "MXCERW!!! AHAHAHA!!!
HWFOKIFQIK!!!"
"Hmmm..pink?," thought Steev, before he crashed to the ground unconscious.
In the meantime Zack had gotten up, reassured himself that not having the
burger was probably a good idea, waved goodbye to the BIG FUCKIN' EYEBALL
and promptly ran out the door.
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