Re: Now ahm not some fancy big city lawyer...

Horseflower watched as the Super Ointment etched its way through the
door. Giving it a hefty kick, the door gave in and in its place stood
Jack and Keats, both looking as if they were about to wretch.
"oh god, what have they done to you?"
She rolled up her sleeves and took some purple spray from her
pockets. Spraying Jack and Keats, Horseflower took the two now-sleepy
forms and started dragging them out the room.
"Don't worry, I'll take care of you. Extra-special care!"
<duh - duh - duh!>