RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] here comes the mother squid prepare for wierd times

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“Need any help over there Amber, The Ambassador looks like he is having fun.
Hey Ambassador sir, just though that I would let you know that I have
managed to kill three or four Aerons since you left, so I don’t think they
like me any more. Diplomacy was never my strong point… I don’t think.”
Dante’s grin had left and was replaced with a more confused, sort of trying
to remember look.
Alter Ego – “Don’t you mean WE killed them.”
“Not now!!”
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Where: 2miles 4261mils from BD
Who: Dante, his alter ego, Amber, and the hallucinogenic four.
When: Well by looking at my watch, about dinnertime, I’d say about half 1.
Dante turned the phoenix round and began to escort the Aeron ship containing
Amber and co. back to the dwarf. The visual and audio communication kicked
in again and Jay’s voice could be heard loud and clear. “Dante if the
Phoenix has so much as a water mark on it when it gets back I will
personally make sure you get send to work as a miner. Got it.”
Alter Ego – “Big words for a small man you want to back them up, hey Bud,
how about I…” A surprised look crossed Jay’s face as Dante slapped a hand
over his own mouth to stop his alter ego having his way again. Jay was about
to say something when Dante turned off the comm.
“What you go and say a thing like that for?”
Alter Ego – “Well I was about to ask why you had turned off the comm. I was
going to give him a large piece of my mind.”
“Yea and get me demoted at the same time.”
Alter Ego – “Dante you can’t swim can you buddy.”
“What do you mean?”
Dante’s right hand suddenly and uncontrollable made a grab for the controls
and sent the phoenix into an uncontrollable spin.
“What the smeg are you doing?” Dante made a grab with his left hand and
fought manically against his alter ego to regain control.
Neither Dante nor his alter ego could have stopped the phoenix from
colliding with the squid, which had just reared its ugly behind out of the
water right in front of them. Dante was thrown through the front window,
which is no mean feat considering the window can take the pressure of space
and all that.
---- Some unknown amount of time later----
Dante awoke slowly to find himself curled up in the corner of a waiting
room.
“What do you mean?”
”I mean you look like a tramp.”
”What? Nooooooo.”
“Ambassador,” Dante walked through the waiting room and past the busy
looking triage nurse. “God she is tall!” He thought. “Ambassador,” Seymour
gave Dante a very weird look. “Ambassador, its me Dante?”
“I want the pink elephants back,” moaned Seymour holding his head.
“I don’t understand its me Dante, why is that so hard for you to
understand.”
“Look kid if your Dante then I am the Queen of England” Seymour then began
to boo his eyes out into Deans shoulder, just thinking of the queen
remaindered Seymour of his normal clothes. Dante then looked down to his
feet. They seemed a lot closer than normal; actually they seemed about 5ft
closer. Dante looked at his hands they were a lot smaller and less rough
than normal. He flexed his arms they were a lot less bulky and no way near
as muscular as they had been before. Dante froze he caught his reflection in
a nearby mirror.
“AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH”
Dante could now see that he was no taller than Mini Phil.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
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