How's ya father

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"I'm not going to like whatever
you're going to tell me, am I?" asked Jay after a moment.  "Not likely, no."  "What are you going to tell me?"  Keto flipped open the results and pointed them out to Jay.  "Your father is Patrick Cerebrum."
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Jay was silent for a second, then burst
into hysterics.
“Gotta hand it to ya Doc” he said between fits
of laughter “You nearly had me for a second.
Keto sat back in his chair and clasped his
hands together, fixing Jay with a stare.
“You’re…serious aren’t you?”
“Deadly”
“I don’t believe you”
“It’s right there!” Keto said pointing at
the folder on his desk “If you don’t believe me look at the evidence!”
“Ok I will…” Jay opened the folder and
removed the contents “Can’t be any harder to read than a starchart…”
He glanced at the medical documents, long
words that meant nothing to Jay filled the pages.
“What does this mean?” He asked
“What?” Keto asked taking the form off Jay,
who pointed at the area that was giving him trouble.
“That is your name Mr Chrysler”
“Oh…”
“I’m sorry Mr Chrysler but the facts are
the fact’s, I discovered it when I was doing the autopsy on Dr Cerebrums body”
“Autopsy?”
“Well…rifling through his pockets for his
wallet, same thing, the point is, he’d your father, you are a Cerebrum”
“But…my father is Richard Chrysler…back on
earth, he was my father, my brother’s and my sisters!”
“He was certainly Vanessa’s father yes, I
checked her files to see if there was a discrepancy, and chances are he was
also the father of your brother and your other sister but you Mr Chry…er Mr Cerebrum,
are the son of our late colleague Patrick, oh how thrilled you must be!”
Jay by this point was gibbering, strangely,
and probably due to shock more than anything, the biggest concern on his mind
at this particular point was this “If I’m Cerebrum’s son, that means if Alota
and I have kids, they’ll be Cerebrum’s too…so, knowing this Alota will make a
point of not having kids...so I’M NEVER GONNA GET LAID AGAIN!”  
 
It was about this point Jay collapsed.
 
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