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<Snip>
'If you don’t get
off me right now, LIEUTENANT, I shall forcibly remove your intestines and throttle you with them'!At this point, Keats threw up....
<End
snip>
 
“First of
all, Keats” Jay said “Keep your STINKING hands off my wife!, secondly, you
vomited over mini-Phil….nicely done!”
“EEEE!”  Mini-Phil was not as impressed, instead
of congratulating Keats he decided to kick Jay hard in the shin.
“OW! You little…”
Jay started to chase after the midget who had run away and was now gleefully
mooning Jay from the other side of the road but was stopped by Alota.
“We got
other things to worry about now, and forgive me if I’m nagging but HOW THE HELL
ARE WE GONNA GET INSIDE?!”
“You have
to put up with this all the time mate?” 
Jack asked
“It sorta
becomes background noise after a while, like a high pitched power drill in the
room next door y’know….”
“speaking
of power drills,” Alota asked “How’d you like one to the happy sacks Jay?”
“I’ll be
good…”
“So I’ll
reiterate. How do we get in?” she asked again
“Bleurgh”
said Phil, throwing up.
“You know….”
Said Jay “I might have an idea….”
 
Five
minutes later
 
“So….” Said
Tara “You gonna tell us or we just gonna sit and wait in silence for you to
actually explain your plan?”
Jay
explained his idea, that dashed off to get the relevant equipment.
 
45 minutes
later
 
Jay and
the others were perched atop a skyscraper, across the street from where the
Blue dwarf had come to a rest.
“I saw
Amber playing with this earlier…and there was one on the ship I tested, it’s
called a de-rigidiser”
“So how is
it gonna help us?”
“Observe”
Jay, using
the de-rigidiser’s sniper attachment aimed a shot at one of the Dwarf’s many
windows. The glass rippled as it was hit but stayed in place.
“What was
that supposed to do?” Tara asked.
Jay at
this point grabbed hold of the cable he had erected from the top of the tower
and leapt off.
“WHAT THE
HELL’S HE DOING?! JAAYY!!” Alota yelled, she then caught sight of her husband
swinging from the cable toward the blue dwarf, his feet hit the window he had
shot at, and the glass bent, then split and Jay disappeared inside the ship, as
the glass re-sealed itself.
“Neat!”
Jack said, then followed, landing as had Jay by colliding with Seymour Niples
vintage wine rack, smashing another 10 or 12 bottles. Alota, Tara, and Mini-Phil
all followed all landing in the same spot and tumbling into the wine rack each
of them smashing more and more bottles, Jack attempted to, but missed the
window, and a loud crash was heard as he smashed into the hull. Jack reached
through the unstable glass, and dragged Keats inside.
Phil
joined shortly afterward, through the glass landing gracefully on his feet, and
belching loudly.
“Great…he’s
pissed out of his head and suddenly he’s as graceful as a house cat” Tara
commented, just as Phil fell flat on his ass.
“Or not”
 

<well were in guys>
 
   
 
-----Original
Message-----From: rambomageesh
[mailto:rambomageesh@...]Sent: 28 November 2003 08:36To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.comSubject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Worse
than execution.......
 
<clip>"EE?" Mini-Phil was confused, he's just wanted to show them both
the cloud he'd spotted shaped like a pair of breasts"Whass goin on?" Phil asked "Where are my feet?" "On the end of your legs mate" Jay said "WOW! How'd they get there?""…magic sweetie…" Tara said, magic explained everything when Phil
was drunk. <end clip>Keats stood up, and tried to balance himself on Jack, failing miserably and instead finding himself being supported by MPs head.'EEEEEEEEEE!!!'Keats was thrown off and landed heavily on the floor.He stood up again, this time finding refuge on Jacks abnormaly large shoulders.'Pur... pur.. Purmissshion to speak SAH!' He was looking at Jays forehead and shoes at the same time.'Granted' Jay replied, hessitantly, it was normally a bad idea to allow Keats to do anything with permission,and never whilst drunk.'Permission to be publically tortured again, SAH!''Me.. ME to!'Jay thought about the stupidity of this question. He then thought of the methods...'As you commanding officer MR Keats, i shall go in your stead... OWWW!'Alotta had slapped Jay hardaround the back of the head.'Awwww, go on honey... please may i be tortured?''Im not even going to COMMENT on how stupid that is!'The three booze boys shuffled there feet.Keats piped up..'Go on maam, itl be fun, you could even join us if yer wanted...'Keats put his hand on Alotta shoulder and winked.Alotta looked at her shoulder, back at KEats winking eyes...'If you dont get off me right now, LIEUTENANT, i shall forcably remove your intestines and throttle you with them'!At this point, Keats threw up....<Tag, THIS should sober up anyone....>
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