Re: Inside the sub

--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "Onion" <theonion770@h...>
wrote:
> <OOC- I heard some great news today. We got a new University
> Chancellor at my uni, and…… well…… you'll never guess who it is…… I
> think I get to shake his hand when I graduate too, and I'm going to
> die!!!
> Its none other than……PATRICK STEWART, of Star Trek and Xmen fame!!!
> How ace is that?>
>
>
> "Aww look, a little cute squirrel!" Seymour said, letting go of his
> human shield. "Hang on… how did a squirrel get onto an alien planet
> through a previously undiscovered gate in space, that could be
> thousands if not millions of light-years away…?"
> The squirrel pressed something on the watch it was wearing and
> turned back into Emma.
>
> "Its me you fools! I think we should get out of here as soon as
> possible, that guard doesn't look too good. He's starting to smell
> fishy too."
> "Oh that's how Enirams smell normally" said Seymour.
> "Pwor, then we really don't ant to be around when he DOES start to
> smell!" Said Dean. "Can you get us out of here Emma?"
(Patrick Stewart!! that's amazing!)
Where:still in the sub.
Who:Dean, Kara, Niples, Emma
''What!? you're relying on me to escape us from this huge sub
probably crawling with fishy guards?''
The other three just stared at her.
''Oh you just mean out of the cage! I get it now.'' Emma looked
around for a saw preferably a chainsaw or just something to cut
through the bars. Then she noticed a conveniently placed set of keys
hanging from the dead guy's, ''Hmm that was convenient.''
She opened the door of the cage and the others walked out, their
bones back to normal but Kara was still flickering, ''Quick get me a
towel!'' They looked around (wasting time) and eventually found her a
towel.
''Well?'' asked Emma,
''Well what?,''said Dean
''God it's typical, me being a squirrel!!!''
''oh yeah,''Said Seymour
''typical, just smegging typical! I worked on this watch for years
it's a DNA re-organiser and here at last is a working version.Hey
wait a minute I should of got money or something now it's being sold,
well I presume so.''
''ooohh give us a go!'' said Kara admiringly
''Not not her! She's insane!!'' Shouted Seymour
''No-one is workng this but me unless you've read the instructions
okay? now come on we've got to get out of here.''
Above them was an opening hatch that led to ducts that probably went
through the entire sub. There was a small hole in it, small enough
for a small mammal to fit through.
''Can we open it from this side?''asked Dean.
''No but it can be opened from the other side with a screwdriver or
something.''said Kara
Emma dissappeared among the supplies ooking for a screwdriver.
''AAAAGGGHHH a rat!!!'' Emma squeked in furey unable to speak, and
with a srewdriver in her mouth . She nodded towards the opening above.
''What?'' asked Seymour in wonder.
''Oh for smeg's sake!'' and Dean grabbed Emma and threw her through
the hole. The hatch opened, the others got a crate to stand on and
climbed in.