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“Why do ya think I hate em so, hubby o’mine?..never did get my revenge for that!”
“We better get to the ‘Dwarf” Tara said “Prep the medi-bay, ready the security for…”
“That’s another problem” Jay interrupted “I went there first, its locked down no way in…”
“Well we’ll have to force our way in then, we’ll need Phil where is he?”
“Oh..did I not mention?” Jay said “He’s being executed, musta slipped my mind…”
“YOU F@#KIN WHAT?!” Tara shrieked.
 
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"Ok" Alota said "Its drastic measure time, i head nipples talking to Kara apparently she's responsible for the lock down, dunno why, anyway important thing is to get the dwarf un locked" she mentioned perhaps using a big sodding key or trying to climb through the waste disposle tubes, which was sadly rejected because the only waste disposal tube that went to space was the toilets, and the reason they couldn't use it was because there was a giant grinder in there, they knew this because well they had fun throwing things down there and making the other person guess what it once was.  Jay thought for a second, remembering when he had put a curry and a pint of shitty beer down there, came out all lumpy, the closest guess was diarrhoea.
"Shit we're buggered" Jay slumped down in a chair,
"We could of told you that" Tara and Alota both said in unison
"And what about my husband, whats his crime?" she asked standing up and learing over Jay
"I don't know!" Jay began tara grabbed him by the collar and started shaking
"YOU DON'T KNOW HIS CRIME?!"
"Tara dear, please don't shake my husband. not without paying compensation charges at least, compensation to me that is!" Alota said
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