Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: Niples, Emma, Kara, Dean \"Urban Redevelopment\"

Kara laid there thinking about the day's events. Honestly it was going
horrible yet it felt as though everything was going her way and the possible
chance of a date was making her happy. She smiled psychotically and laughed.
Smeg On, Captain Emerald.
"Fear me for I am a writer!(evil laughter)"
>From: "Onion" <theonion770@...>
>Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: Niples, Emma, Kara, Dean "Urban
>Redevelopment"
>Date: Tue, 18 Nov 2003 23:48:17 -0000
>
>OOC- Andy/Jay just reminded me that Karas a hologram so the
>deridgidizer wouldnt work on her, but she's hard light- so what if
>her advanced light bee simulates what would happen?
>
>There ya go nitpickers! hehe
>
>Oh and unfortunately I missed out on going to an awards evening with
>work (awarding some Engineering companies for measuring or
>something) but the evening was hosted by Robert Llwellyn!!
>Anyway my boss couldt get me in, but he did get his autograph, wahay!
>
>I was going to give it away as a prize for a Blue Dwarf competition,
>but he's signed it personally to me and called me a Smeg Head, hehe!
>
>-Onion
>
>--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "Onion" <theonion770@h...>
>wrote:
> > <wobbly snip>
> > Kara sat there trying to think things over. Honestly it would be
> > nice to
> > have more company than Dean. She then made a decision and called
>up
> > Seymour.
> > She had been rather difficult with him lately. He deserved a
> > chance. "I know
> > this is insane but you can come too. Just you. No one else. Dean
>can
> > stay.
> > You can stay bring anyone else and I'll start doing with the
>crazy."
> > Kara
> > said as she unlocked the door.
> > <end snip>
> >
> > Seymour Niples and Emma Roberts
> > On a walkway outside Blue Dwarf
> >
> > Seymour flobbed around.
> > "Damn that Jay Chrysler!" Seymour said waving his wobbly arms
>around
> > after being shot again by a deridgidizer ray, this second time
>from
> > above.
> >
> > "Well you cant go and talk to her like that, let me take you
>inside
> > in the hover barrow!" Emma said.
> > "You heard her, she'll go mental!" Seymour whined as Emma dragged
> > his limp body into the barrow again.
> > "She already sounds mental, what's she gonna do?"
> > "Good point, just make sure we avoid the security
>cameras…..hangon…"
> > "What?"
> > "I just had a deep chill…someones opened one of my best wines,
> > HURRY!"
> >
> > They entered the access hatch onto Blue Dwarf and rode the
> > xpresslift elevator up to the Drive Room.
> > When they were nearly there Emma took something out of her
> > pocket. "Here, if you get close to her I nabbed this."
> > "Whats that?" Seymour swung his head around to see Emma holding a
> > pistol. "The Deridgidizer gun? You stole it? You cant just go
>around
> > stealing weapons from Aliens crewman, if they found out you might
> > start a war!"
> > "Hey don't have a cow, I was holding it when I saw you collapse is
> > all, I forgot I had it. Plus I was going to use it on you when you
> > recovered again just to get you REALLY annoyed!"
> >
> > The Lift slowed and Seymour grabbed the gun in his hang, although
> > his trigger finger was currently bending the wrong way.
> >
> > From Karas point of view she saw the Drive Room lift doors open
>and
> > Seymour stood there. Then he collapsed in a splodgy pile on the
> > floor.
> > Dean who was asleep in a swivelly drive room chair woke up with a
> > start.
> >
> > Kara saw Emma step out of the lift.
> > "Hey what are YOU doing here? I said Seymour no-one else!" Kara
>said
> > crazily. "Right I'm gonna do it, I'm turning the engines on!!!"
> > "No don't!" Cried Seymour pulling himself up to stand. "We're a 5
> > mile long spaceship in a city, there's not exactly much room to
> > manoeuvre!"
> >
> > Kara had already brought the engines online, and now typed new
> > commands in the navigation computer.
> >
> > The massive ship started to lurch forward. The walkways that had
> > connected to it snapped off, and the thrusters platforms
>underneath
> > the Dwarf groaned with the movement.
> >
> > Seymour held up the deridgidizer gun.
> > "I'm terribly sorry Kara, you sound like you've been under a lot
>of
> > stress lately but to be honest, you're mad. So I'm doing this for
> > your own good… no actually I'm doing it for mine and for the
>people
> > living in that block of flats we're going to collide with."
> >
> > He fired the weapon, but didn't realise his arm was bend around
>and
> > fired it at Dean behind him.
> > "Hey, Watch it!" Said Dean. And his limp body slid off the chair
> > like liquid.
> >
> > "Terribly sorry" Seymour said. His arms were becoming more stable
> > now so pointed it properly at Kara and fired.
> >
> > She dropped to the floor and Emma quickly stepped over her body to
> > turn the Blue Dwarf engines offline.
> > But it was too late, they already had 5 miles worth of momentum
>and
> > the massive dwarfstar ship shoulder-barged a big block of flats,
>and
> > continued to barge past, scraping a nasty chunk of glass, metal
>and
> > concrete from its side. The building toppled over slightly,
>crashing
> > into another much taller building causing it to wobble.
> > Debris fell from above and smashed walkways and pocked buildings
> > below with holes.
> >
> > The Dwarf slowed, getting caught on all the wires and metal
> > framework of the building it just scraped. It approached another
> > building- this one looked like a prison and was built much
>sturdier,
> > out of thick metal panels. The Dwarf stopped just as one of the
> > forward ramscoops touched the building and started to bend
>outwards
> > slightly.
> >
> > "Now you're not going to blame this one on me!" Said Dean.
> >
> > They tied Kara up and Seymour dragged her in the xpress lift. "Now
> > you're coming outside and going to apologise to these nice people
> > before they decide to probably murder us for the mess you've made!"
> > Kara struggled, her arms now all rubbery she turned them around at
> > right angles to start untying the knots she was bound with.
> >
> > "Can I come too?" Said Dean who was flopping around like a rag
>doll.
> > Emma threw him in the hover-barrow and pushed him into the lift as
> > well.
> >
> > They made their way down to the access hatch to get outside and
> > opened the door. "Woah!" Said Emma, almost falling out. The
>gangway
> > that connected them to the city wasn't there anymore.
> > "It must have broken off." Seymour said. "Efofs flying around
> > somewhere, we'll go to the flight deck and get in the Raven."
> >
> > Kara finished untying the knot on the rope around her and pushed
> > everyone out of the door.
> > Emma and Dean fell first, Deans body waving in the wind like a
> > stuffed dummy thrown off a building in a bad TV Drama. As Seymour
> > fell he grabbed Karas leg, so she fell out with them.
> >
> > The low gravity meant they didn't fall very fast, or very
> > dramatically. In fact it was quite a boring ride and had time for
>a
> > chat on the way down. And came up with 3 plans to stop falling,
>all
> > of which involved either rope, a jetpack, or a spaceship. Seymour
> > rang Keats to pick them up but he was didn't answer, then he rang
> > Efof, who answered but said he was too busy `colouring something
>in'.
> >
> > They spent the rest of the time blaming Kara.
> >
> > The passed the slum housing which was at the bottom of the
> > city. "Mind your wallets!" Seymour reminded everyone, seeing an
> > Aeron guarding his porch with a shotgun. In fact it wasn't a
> > shotgun, it was a double barrelled deridgidizer- which he shot at
> > Seymour.
> > "OH DEAR GOD!" Seymour said in annoyance, loosing control of his
> > body again.
> >
> > They landed with an uninspiring `plop' in the water beneath the
> > city. It stretched for miles in all directions.
> >
> > "Ok now what do we do?" Asked Dean.
> > "We find a good dry cleaners, you know how hard it is to get
> > watermarks out of material as fine as this suit?!" Moaned Niples,
> > realising that his rubbery bones allowed his to tread water pretty
> > well.
> >
> > "We have more serious things to worry about though…" Said
> > Emma. "Theres a big shark fin coming towards us!!!!"
> >
> > A big head reared up out the water with two huge round eyes and a
> > large mechanical looking mouth. It was green in colour, but looked
> > the way metal does under water for a long time.
> >
> > "That's no shark!" Seymour shouted. "It's an Eniram sub!"
> >
> > The mechanical mouth opened and swallowed them all.
> >
> > <Tag!>
>
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