Beer Hunter - Why did mexian push he wife off a cliff? Tequilla!!!

OOC : A 1924 Rothschild costs about 2000 in todays money, so you can
imagine how much that would be in BD's time.... :-)
'So... when must we be forced to drink this, and how...' Keats
enquired.
Phil started whispering non to loudly...
'damn you Keats, he was aving that for the Aeron Leader, he had two
cut diamond frosted stemmed galsses waiting for him to...'
The grandmaster smiled, clicked his fingers, and as if by magic, two
frosted cut diamond wine glasses appeared...
'Oh dear....' Smiled phil...
-- end snipp type thing...END IT NOW!--
*20 mins after trying the wine *
Phil was starting to feel a little giddy. The wine had gone straight to his
head.
Keats had a silly smile on his face...Lukly enough the Aerons took this as
a sign of pain..
"So you horrible earthlings...you think you can stand up to our tourture?"
"Yesh..." slurred keats, before falling onto the table and blubbing into
some wine that had been spilt.
"I do have one question..." said Phil rasing his hand, looking at his
finger......
"Yes oh soon to been medically exmined ones?"
"Why is this room swaying?"
"That would be the wind..."
As iff on cue, Phil farted...
Keats sat up quick with have a table mat stuck his face..."No
officer...THAT would be the wind"...then fell back to the table again.
"I think it's time for the big guns now chaps..." Smiled Un'cle Bul'garia....
"Bring forth ....THE TEQUILLA..."
Phil, still staring at his hand was wandering what they ment by "I'l be
enjoying the autopsy on the tall one" being spoke behind him when a bottle
of Jack Daniels Finest was shoved into his hand and Keats's head was pulled
up and another drink was shoved into his....
<<tageth>>