I ... live!

Who: Unknown
Where: Special
When: Unknown
A figure wearing a black trench coat and wearing a black fedora slipped
through the corridors of the Blue Dwarf, only pausing to beat up Private
Donovan.
He crept into a control room, and opened up a computer console. He
slipped a small device inside and closed it again. He then tapped a few
keys on the console. Text flashed up on a monitor.
[Downloading compassion. 82 kilobytes.]
[75%]
[Complete]
[Downloading respect for authority. 15 kilobytes.0
[95%]
[Complete]
[Downloading insanities. 729 terabytes.]
[0.1%]
The mysterious man smiled and slipped out the door.
Several hours later
In the center of the hologramatic control center, the air shimmered and
then a figure, slowly and solemnly, came into existence.
"ARRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! IT HURTS!!!!!!!!" screamed Cerebrum falling down and
rolling on the ground. So much for solemn.
"Dean, you idiot!" he shouted, before standing up again. "Bloody hell,
what just happened?"
<To be continued>