Niples "Wobbly Ambassador"

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"I'm not letting you in! I've hijacked this craft! Where's Niples or
Alotta! I need to speak to them!"
"Riiight, ok, be back in a second."
"Fine."
Silence.
"Does it make any difference that I killed Cerebrum too?"
"Hm.. close, but no cigar. GET ME NIPLES!"
"Alright, alright." <click>
Dean set the Raven to hover under the hulk of the Blue Dwarf, and
contacted Niples...
<end snip>
Ambassador Seymour Niples
Aeron Conference Ship
Weapons display room
Seymour looked around and watched half the crew experiment with the
Aeron weapons. Admittedly this WAS what they had come looking for,
but the blood lust and excitement he's seen of people using these
weapons didn't sit well with him.
Plus he was keeping his eye on Amber, who he still didn't trust to
be here.
Then his mobile rang to the tune of "God save the Queen".
"Excuse me I'll have to take this outside" he said to the Aeron
leader. He turned to Johnny who was talking with Amber. "Make sure
you keep an eye on her, and don't let her touch any weapons- she
still might be unstable!"
Amber scowled and picked up a pistol off the wall. "What does this
do?"
"Ahh, Miss that is a `deridgidizer ray 3000', it temporarily causes
its victims bones to loose their structure and go limp…"
Amber aimed the pistol at Seymour who was walking outside to take
Deans call.
"Oi!" said Seymour turning around. "What was that!" he scowled and
suddenly felt himself going really limp. His legs bend outwards like
pipe cleaners and he fell to his now wobbling knees.
He tried to wobble outside, his entire body now turning to jelly. He
fell on his face in a big pile of fleshy boneless mush, thrashing
bendy arms around his head.
"I'll get you for this Miss Febuggure, mark my words!!"
then he realised he's answered the call. Luckily the way his jelly
like body had fallen, the phone was propped up against his face.
"Hello Dean?"
"Seymour, Kara wants to speak with you"
"What about? I'm erm… in …a very important Ambassadorial meeting...
yes that's right!"
"Well I think she's gone mad, she says she's hijacked the Drive-Room"
"What?! Whats she done that for? The BD's stationary and we turned
the engines off! What does she think she's going to do?"
"I'm not sure. I think she just wants to talk to you."
"Alright, alright. I'll try and be right over. Goodbye."
Seymour looked around. He couldn't even stand up, or find his legs.
He flexed something and a hand twitched. He moved a leg but it was
wrapped around his other arm.
He scuttled like some kind of octopus-crab hybrid out onto the
corridor.
Then a female voice behind him called out. "Mr Ambassador? Do you
need some help?"
"No, no thanks I'm fine." Seymour said proudly.
"Erm, well you look like you do. You look like a human jellyfish!
I'm Emma Bonney Roberts by the way." She held out a hand to shake,
but Seymours flopping arm couldn't reach it.
"I don't associate myself with lower crewmembers thank you very
much." Seymour said rudely. "Anyway I'll be fine… I just need to get
back to the Blue Dwarf. Could you point me to the way out?" He said,
getting up on two wobbly legs. His arms hung like dead weights.
An Aeron approached them. "This kind of thing happens all the time,
so we can offer you this to take him home in…" The Aeron gave Emma a
wheelbarrow.
"I am not getting in a wheelbarrow!!!" he said.
"A `Hover-barrow' sir. The latest in barrow technologies… you can
purchase this too along with any weapons…"
"Oh do be quiet!" Seymour whined. "I'll be fine. Look I can walk…"
He ran down the corridor like a spacca until he fell flat on his
face.
Emma scooped his soft form up and put him in the hover-barrow. She
began taking him outside of the ship and across a windy walkway
across the city back to where they had parked the BD.
"No! I refuse for people to see me like this!" Seymour whined.
People stopped on the street and stared at him. BlueDwarf
crewmembers pointed and laughed.
<OOC- Tag to Emma if you want to carry this on a bit, or to Kara if
you want to talk to Seymour :-) >