Dante gets a promotion...kind of....

In parrots Phil sat Dante down...
"Well Dante...you wondering why i asked you here..."
"The thought had crossed my mind sir"
Phil slammed a pad down on the table
"This data pad is one of the most valuable thigs you'll ever see...It
contains every major even in my life for the next 300 years..."
"Wow...thats...well...wow"
"inedeed...excuse me one momnet"..Phil let out a really big fart then
continied"
"I need a favor...There's somehting going on with my daughter...Everytime i
try to see here or speak to her or her mother, something prevents me from
doing so...Now it could be fate or someone having a bit of a laugh...but i
need you to folllow her and find out whats going on..."
Dante opened his mouth to speak and Phil interrupted him
"Now you asking...Why me...well this book tells me that for some reason,
your invlived in something bad about my daughter...not something bad from
you...just something bad happens to her...let me quote you a passage"
Dante could have thought he saw the words "....lyer Prohercies" on the pad
"An lo...did the great one cry for help, and the Dante did respond and help
the great ones gain the knowldeg he seeked about his child.."
"Wow.."
"Yes...do this and i'll recomend you for promotion...."
Dante just opened his mouth and then closed it again...After his finished
coughing on a fly that he flew down his throat..
"So...you in...or out?"
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