Deja Vu II
Who: Seymour Niples, Keats, Severn, Dante
where: Cargo bay 23
When:??
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"Did you say I was useless?"
"No of course not, I might have said it to Efof... because well you
have to admit it is true. He has genitals on his head! I think it
impairs his brain capacity. Although I am currently looking for
alien races, to ally ourselves with against the hymenoptera, Efof's
race are useless for that because
well they are extinct! And you
you wont even tell me anything about your civilisation! So in that
case, yes, you are both useless-"
Dante tightened his grip making the Ambassador squeal.
"But you ARE doing a splendid job at security!"
Dante let the Ambassador go. "You think?"
"Yes, that arm lock was terribly painful!"
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Dante let out a long loud Frank Bruno type laugh nearly deafening the
ambassador, who was now only a few feet away. Now if you really want to
hear about my civilisation I will be happy to tell you all I know, which I
will warn you is not a lot just flashbacks.. I also have a couple of data
pads about our history to, if that would interest you. We could share
stories over a large pitcher of Morgans Finest Ale.
. Ambassador. Said
Dante whilst giving Seymour a wink and rather hard elbow nudge. Now,
another thing, I have a favour to ask. As I am doing such a splendid job in
security, I need something with a bit more fire power than this, oh whats
it called. Dante reached behind him and pulled out a small canister and
read the tiny label. AAAh yes, Pepper spray, so I respectfully request your
permission to use some of the toys in science. You see Charlie has been
working hard in the science lab and has managed to, with a little help from
the Nameless Science Dude and myself, recreate my original armour and
weaponry from back home, not that I remember it, bloody amnesia. Well I will
let you think on it. Get in touch when you want to chat about civilisations
and stuff. Dante turned round and pulled out a map of Blue Dwarf it shouted
YOU ARE HERE! Not so loud, bloody thing. Dante blindly walked 3 steps
forward. He suddenly stopped as if he had just bumped into someone and
said, Sorry ambassador, didnt see you there. Seymour, who was standing
next to Keats still, turned round to face Dante, who was apologising to an
empty space in the cargo bay convinced it was the Ambassador. Seymour was
very confused, had he made a bad choice in appointing Dante as a Security
weapons specialist if he was hallucinating.
<Tag anyone who wants Dante to bump into them and bump into them again>
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