Niples "The Hunted"

Seymour Niples, Keats, Severn
Cargo bay 23
Ambassador Niples strolled into the cargo bay with a big grin on his
face. It was just after Jack had left.
"Evening Chaps!" Seymour said, then paused for a moment in thought,
then chose a different phrasing of words "Alright Dudes!" He said.
The words sounding foreign from his mouth. He strolled up to Keats
and Severn making them feel uncomfortable and silent, like when your
Dad tries to join you and your friends, pretending to be `with it'.
"Everyone alright?" he smiled, strolling around curiously with his
hands in his pockets. He couldn't see the ship, as it was in shadow
and partly obscured by cargo containers in the hold.
"Erm.. fine. Sir. Erm… Mr Ambassador." Said Severn, his eyes sliding
between Niples and Keats.
"Good, I just thought I would take an interest in what the young
crewmembers are up to these days. Have you got something back there?"
"Erm… no, nothing." Keats said, keeping quiet. He knew he had to
announce it to Jay first- and didn't want anyone else knowing about
it until then.
"Well, we're on our way to hopefully meet up with a new alien race.
My sources have found a new space-gate and Captain Alotta has set
course. I want to make sure everyone is on their toes, especially
the pilots, things could turn bad, or we could run a fighter escort
for caution…."
Just then, Seymour noticed the puddle of oil under his foot was
shaking. It shook again, steady rhythmic stomps could be felt
through the floor. They got louder and closer, when Seymour turned
around, the huge mass of Dante Wendigo was stood there.
"Ahh Mr Keats and Mr Severn, this is Dant-"
With the speed of lightning a thick muscular arm grabbed Seymours
hand and twisted it around his back.
"Good Grief! What is this? This is an outrage!!!" Seymour cried out.
"Seymour Niples!" bellowed Wendigo. "The Alien named Efof Yuwan'Kar
said that you called us both useless!"
"What? A-ow! Careful you oaf! I never said such a thing… I treat all
ethnic groups, species, cultures and nationalities with equality!"
he looked at Keats and Severn who looked slightly confused.
"…Even Germans for providing my elegant Walnut veneer wall Units!"
Keats and Severn looked disgusted after the last comment and decided
not to help at all.
"Did you say I was useless?"
"No of course not, I might have said It to Efof... because well you
have to admit it is true. He has genitals on his head! I think it
impairs his brain capacity. Although I am currently looking for
alien races to ally ourselves with against the hymenoptera, Efof's
race are useless for that because… well they are extinct! And you…
you wont even tell me anything about your civilisation! So in that
case, yes, you are both useless-"
Dante tightened his grip making the Ambassador squeal.
"But you ARE doing a splendid job at security!"
Dante let the Ambassador go. "You think?"
"Yes, that arm lock was terribly painful!"
<tag Dante?>