Double prizes... SOTM

well, the excitement of Longwoods has just been sparked, let me say i
know where you all live and i have many bladed instruments ( directed
at those who didnt vote me or the gun<TM> )
anyway, although im feeling shitter than the Stroud Public
Convieniances and fit to keel over (ahhh, must not vomit again) i
must hand over the double edged knife of the SOTM award. I think youl
agree when i say its only fair that someone who didnt win a longwoods
recieves it, therefore it is my proud and sad duty to handf it over
to..... hmmm... wait... this is harder than it looks..... ok.. be
with you guys in a minute....
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hmmm
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ok! yeah, great, right, hard to tell whos who from email addressess,
right, yeah...
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<half arsed drum roll please, i cant be arsed with a decent one>
anyone who can put up with me for any length of time deserves a
medal, if your still reading, go out and get a life, not to much of
one, youl end up sick as me.. stupid sharing the drink bottle.....
anyway, shes tried hard to get into the story lines, finally she did
and due to it being with me, i present to you, o Simmer who hasnt
recieved this award for 14 months to long, i give it to you...
Everyones faveourite always pissed off, usually pissed, killing
machine dead person, Kara McGellen!!!
<cheer, clap hands>
anyway, tired, nuff said.
Johnathon Frederick Keats, Pilot and Uranium smoker, presently
suffering from illness...
<crys to self>