Lt. Jason Smegg's Emendation to the JMC Engineer conversion chart

Amount of beauty it takes to launch a ship: 1 millihelen
Amount of wealth it takes to propose to a lady: 1 joule
1000 deadly red fruits: attack of the kilotomatoes
Amount of bad music it takes to make a good software program: 1 kilorap
10 times the lethal noise level: 1 centivanilli
4 follow the liters: approximately 1 gallon in the same direction
10^-12 chews = 1 pikachu
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If I were to run a personal ad it would look something like this:
"SWM seeks female humanoid.
May possibly relax either requirement if no reply."
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