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The Space Eagle II
blasted out of the hangar doors, OK well through the closed hangar doors but
whatever…
It gracefully spun
180° and opened fire on the shuttlebay just for shits and giggles then flew off
to open fire on the rest of the ship.
 
*INSIDE JAYS PSYCHE*
 
“That was just rude”
said Jay as he caught a glimpse of what had just happened on a monitor as the
bug batted him aside. “Oh be quiet you annoying little cretin” the bug muttered
“I’m trying to kill all your friends here and I can’t do it with jabbering away
in my ear..”
“Sorry” Jay
apologised and attacked the alien silently like a ninja assassin. At least that
was the plan, seconds later he found himself on the floor, the bug retracted a
tentacle and carried on ‘piloting’
“Please…” the bug,
said not even looking away from what it was doing, “You don’t have the mental
discipline to battle me, I’m too powerful for your primitive mind to ever hope
to defeat”
“You have a point…”
said Jay talking more to himself than to the bug “Why am I relying on brute
force? This is my mind…”
“What are you babbling
on about?”
“I’m babbling on
about how I’m gonna kick your slimy thorax!”
“Yawn…..” yawned
the bug, then found itself hit in the face with a baseball bat. “What?..Where
did you get that?”  it asked, dazed,
it watched as the bat disappeared and was replaced with a sledgehammer. “Oh I
see…you thought it up….”
The bug found
itself beaten round the side of the head again with the hammer, from the left,
the right, the left, Jay was going nuts, swinging the hammer around like a
madman. He swung the hammer vertically on the final blow, from his feet upwards,
smashing the hymenoptera in the chin, if that’s what you would call it, and
hurling it over his shoulder.
“FOOL!” said the
bug “You have no idea what you’re dealing with!, We are superior, We will annihilate
you and your kind, even if you stop me my race will not stop until every last
one of your miserable species lives has been snuffed out!”
“Aint you a charmer…”
Jay said, not listening to what the bug had to say.
A handgun replaced
the hammer in Chrysler’s hand and he stood over the bug. “Do me a favour” he
said “Send a message through that hive mind of yours, tell your friends, when
they come, we’ll be ready”
The bug just hissed
at Jay. Then developed a fetching bullet hole in its head.
 
*In the Space Eagle II*
 
“Oh smeg” said Jay
looking at the blasted hangar bay doors, and the various hull breaches across
the Blue Dwarf most of which caused by him opening fire on the ship. “How am I
gonna explain THIS to Alota?”