The Last Part of the Not So Nice Guests

This is a Transcript of Dialogue of Stewie
McKenzie with other Blue Dwarf staff.
#################################################

The Not-So-Very-Nice Guests Part Four

#################################################

PING!
The doors opened and it was dark. Zack and I went further into
the office. To find a desk lit up and a chair's back facing us
"Good evening Mr. McKenzie Mr. Richards".
The chair swivelled around. I gasped.
"Blofeld!"
"Yes, Mr. McKenzie."
"Why are you here?"
Blofeld sighed.
"Well isn't it obvious? I've kidnapped all the civilians
so they can be copied. The Copies are actually suits and masks
for my army of fiction. Except some fictional characters like
007 rebelled. Anyway, the civilians would kidnap the other
crew to copy them and it will lead all the way to the Captain.
Oh and when I get the crew all together I shall destroy them.
Oh and yes I will use the ship to provoke a war between Russia
and Britain."
"Didn't you try to do that in You Only Live Twice?"
"I may of."
"Look," Zack butted in, "This is 2101. It is past Cold War
days. You need to think fresh man."
"Mm ... perhaps. Not! Lock 'em away!"
Two guards, Winnie the Pooh Tigger dragged Zack I to cells ..Myself/Zack/Real Niples, Florentyn, Bestrom Civilians
Prison Cells at some unknown base of Ernst Stavro Blofeld
We were chucked into the cell where it was all dark cold. I
could of sworn I heard Zack saying "I want my teddy bear" but he
could of been saying "I hurt my head in here". Then I heard a,
"Ah McKenzie! They got you too."
The Cell lit up. All the civilians, Niples, Florentyn Bestrom we-
re there. Niples spoke up,
"You do realise that you caused this."
I was stunned.
"What?"
"Having a base big enough for alien invasion."
"It's not my fault!"
"Yeah - you could of been a general store owner but oh no,"
said Kayn,
"you had to be a Department store owner!"
Then Zack spoke up,
"Hey guys, just wait. I wasn't Stewie's fault. The only
concern is that Blue Dwarf is going to be taken over by a balding
meglomaniac with his fictional army. We need to stop this escape."
"What do you think we've been doing," asked Owen,
"Playing tiddlewinks?"
Then I had it.
"Hey this is a fictional place right?"
"Yeah, so?" replied O'Brien.
"Well if I use my pen ..."
Everyone thought I was mad. I got my fountain pen and started outl-
ining a laser gun in mid air. "It's an ever-so-nice drawing," said Albert, "But
What is that going to do?"
They were all astounded that the laser gun appeared out of thin air.
"See? You can do anything ficticious in a ficticional
world!" I exclaimed and let everyone do their own thing.
Then Zack came up with a large screen that showed where they had
to go. It was actually a machine that controlled the fictional
characters and if they were to destroy it they would destroy the
copies.
"Right," I said, "I'll tell ya what we'll have to do.
No doubt that machine will be armoured. Now if we use remote con-
trolled explosives, we can get back to Blue Dwarf and destroy
the fictional characters with ease!"
Everyone was keen so using the laser gun I blasted the door and the
outside guard - James Herriot.Myself/Zack/Blue Dwarf crew
Fork in corridors.
I drew up two R.T's - one for me and one for Zack. I told him that
I will be in radio contact and will tell when the explosives are
set so we could make a quick getaway.
Then we reached the fork in the corridors. Left was the "Fiction
Machine" the right was the Flight Deck. Zack the Crew went
to the Flight Deck while I went to the machine.Myself/E. S. Blofeld
Fiction Machine Room
I got to the room. Contacted Zack saying that I have reached the
"Fiction Room". I was about to draw the explosives when low-and-
behold Blofeld went into the room. I didn't give him one word
then I blasted him with the laser gun. Funny .. that never happened
in the movies. Oh well. I drew the explosives and I was about to
draw the remote device when .. I don't believe this .. I ran out
of ink. I looked around for a pen but there was none. There was an
erotic tennis ball, a mickey mouse alarm clock, there was toothpaste
and ... the clock! I could attach the clock onto the explosive
with no knowledge of explosives by putting the clock on top of the
explosive. After all this was a fiction world!
I set it for 2 minutes. I radio contacted Zack.
"Stewie to Zack. Ran out of ink. Used clock. Set for 2
minutes till detonation."
Zack was astounded.
"2 minutes???!!! You won't escape alive!"
"I know. You leave with the crew, tell Nik to fly the ship."
"But I can't leave you there!!"
"Look >Tear-jerking music playing I was put in deep-space
and I'm going to die in deep-space. Christine? I know your there.
I will always love you in spirit. Niples - thanks for your support.
And Zack - my .. sniff ... good friend. I didn't get to know you
much but I hope you do well at McKenzie's. Tell Smith-Weston back
there that he's temporalily in charge. And a last thing - tell the
Captain about this. Please ask him, if possible, to make me a
hologram. Preferably a Hard-Light Holo-
"Stewie ....."
Zack got no reply. All the fictious characters would be gone yes, but
Stewie was gone. Everyone looked down with sorrow. Maybe he was
a bit irritating but he wasn't too bad. But now he has gone. Perhaps
the Captain will be convinced but .. it will not be the same ...
The End

#################################################Do You Yahoo!?Yahoo! Photos - Share your holiday photos online!