Never mix PMT with a wounded smeghead...

<<Snip>>
"It's working," nodded Phil.
"A little...help...here?" managed Jack, stumbling in through the door.
"Ssshh. We're watching the dancing."
<<End snip>>
Sara stared at the dancing tree and rubbed her eyes. She never knew
trees could dance... She never knew trees were PINK...
"Um.. Anybody?" Jack called, a note of desperation in his voice.
Everyone in the medibay seemed hypnotised, but finally Sara averted
her gaze and looked at Jack.
"Need any help?" she asked stupidly. Jack glared at her.
"Of course I need smegging help!" he snapped, wincing from the pain.
"Erm... Do you want me to go get a bandage?" she asked tentatively,
examining her nails.
"Well duh, that WOULD be nice!" Sara walked over to the cabinet and
pulled out a bandage, then walked back to Jack. She handed it over.
Jack raised his eyebrows.
"How am I meant to put it on in this condition?" he asked, holding
out his arm.
"I was never trained in Medicine... I am a Command Officer, not a
smegging doctor!" she yelled, a little too loudly. It appeared she
had PMT.. Or something like that. Dean, hearing shouting, came over
to Sara and Jack who were glaring at eachother.
"Not a good start.." he said, taking the bandage from Sara's hand. He
then bandaged Jack's wound, and turned to look at Sara. He could tell
she was pissed off, so he held up his hands in a way of surrender and
then went to Jack.
"You know she's new! What were you like when you were new? She
doesn't need you acting all stressed and shouting at her right now!"
he hissed in Jack's ear, and Sara narrowed her eyes.
"So you think I can't stick up for myself?" she shrieked.
"No.. I..." Dean seemed intimidated by Sara's sudden mood change.
Sara was about to shout more abuse, but thankfully Bob stepped in and
guided her back to the tree.. Which was now being thrown around by
the Hymenoptera. Dean raised his eyebrows. "I think we should go help
that little thing out...
<<Tag to everyone in the medibay>>
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( Jack, don't be offended by the title. =) I just thought it would
catch people's eyes... haha. )