Niples "Meeting Dante"

Blue Dwarf
Medi-bay
Ambassador Seymour Niples
While the tree is still dancing
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"shut up will you, we're trying to watch a brilliant performance
here" grunted Seymour in a common voice, much to the surprise of
everyone in the room, Jack gave him the finger
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Seymour gasped. "The rudeness of some people!" Seymour exclaimed and
looked over to Keats lying on a medibay bed.
"THAT'S MY SUIT!!!" Seymour shouted and pointed at the semi-
unconscious man as Keto treated him with ointment.
"You've got a hole in it.. and your bleeding profusely in it, stop
that- stop it at once, that's finest quality Armarni!" He started
shaking Keats until he fell unconscious again.
There seemed to be some commotion going on outside. Seymour peeked
his head around the door again and saw that Jay in the EVE 1 was
turning away and going further down the corridor, the pink tree
pirouetted and followed, trying to distract him, but Jay wasn't
interested anymore.
"Bravo!" Seymour clapped, and the tree dipped its branches in a bow.
Jay scraped the arm of the EVE1 on the corridor making a huge gash,
and slammed his fist into a door just to be destructive, then
rounded the corridor out of sight. Seymour was about to look away
but then suddenly the Eve bounded backwards. A mega-bazukoid blast
came from round the corner and hit Jay again, spinning him backwards.
"Goodness me!" Exclaimed Seymour.
The shell of the EVE1 was barely dinted, but merely scorched from
the force of the explosion.
Then Seymour saw who it was that was firing the shots. A massive
dark skinned man with bright red eyes dramatically stepped onto the
scene and shot Jay again, sending him hurling backwards into an
Xpress Elevator. The doors closed and Jay in the EVE1 vanished from
sight.
Seymour deemed it safe to exit medi-bay now and brushed himself down
and strolled out.
"Well done kind sir!" He held out his hand towards the beefy-looking
stranger. As he walked closer he realised just how tall the man was
and started to get a little nervous. Dante took Seymours hand into
his own massive ones.
"Dante Wendigo, nice to meet you!"
Seymour cringed. "My… That's quite a handshake you have there Mr
Wendigo!"
Dante laughed a deep bellied Frank Bruno laugh and his red eyes
glowed.
Seymour raised an eyebrow in a Roger Moore style. "Pardon me for
asking Mr Wendigo, but you are not human, am I right?..." He asked
nervously, realising this could be an Alien invader, or Mercenary
wanting a huge payment for helping against the EVE1.
Dante laughed again, and Seymour felt his hair being blown back by
the sheer power of the man. Then he realised that Dante was still
gripping his hand tightly from the handshake and started to get
quite scared.
"Yes that would be true."
Seymour started to wonder if the Blue Dwarf's docking security
procedures were any good at all. So far this week they'd let a mind
controlling bug onboard, a random alien who didn't seem to be there
for any reason, what next?
"Ahh, well on behalf of the Jupiter Mining Corporation, Space-Core
and the Queen of England of whom I am an Ambassador and spokesperson
of, welcome to the JMC Blue Dwarf. My name is Ambassador Seymour
Niples, I used to be the Captain of this vessel…" then his voice
turned to a whisper "…but since the change of Captains, I think it
has all turned to un-orderly disarray around here!"
Seymour turned round and shouted back through the medibay door. "Jay
has gone down to the Promenade level in a lift Jack, I think
Security should be doing something to keep the situation under
control!"
Then he turned back to Dante. "I still like to remind them who's
boss though!"
Dante noticed Jack wave his middle finger at Seymour again, but said
nothing.
"You know, the Security department could use a big tough man like
you Mr. Wendigo, the best we have is a schizophrenic with a sword, a
midget and… and… Phil. Need I say more? Shall we go down to the
Promenade to track Jay?"
---Promenade---
"…You see, humans are a modest and peaceful people." At that moment,
someone was thrown through a glass window from a barfight in
Parrotts. Dante raised an eyebrow and also noticed the unusual place
to park a Blue Midget.
"We have a world of many cultures, and have learned to accept all
people of different backgrounds." Seymour stopped for a moment to
kick a tramp. "Get up you lazy gyppo and go get a job!"
Dante was getting confused. Seymour continued. "…Over the decades,
us humans have developed an evolved sense of being…" They passed the
Promenade's strip club and Dante's eyes grew wide…
<tag- I know this is off topic the topic of stopping Jay, but I
thought as Dante is an Alien, he needed a proper tour/introduction.
Anyone want to help?>