Suggestions for Directives

Just to let people know - I am about to start re-doing the "Space Corp Directives".
For those who dont know WTF i am bannging on about...Then what series are you watching? :-)
 
Seriously, basically i need you ideas for Space corp directives. They can be serious, funny, stupid or downright bizzare.
 
eg Space corp directive 234.55 "Dean shall only be allowed to fly a midget(not MP)again on the right that the senior staff are given two weeks notice to write their last will and testaments"
 
Please send them to me, Chris/Phil at mobius@....
 
Important - Mark them Space Corp Directives or I'll delete them
 
Thank you
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