Part 02 of 04: The Not So Very Nice Guests

Due to a recent complaint, I've been told to
lower the amount of posts I do as they go off
the main subject and there are too many of
them. So this story - The Not-So-Very-Nice
Guestsis only going to be a 4 parter.
This is a Transcript of Dialogue of Stewie
McKenzie with other Blue Dwarf staff.
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The Not-So-Very-Nice Guests Part Two

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Myself/Tim Shaw
???
I woke up. I saw a real idiot above me. Oh no
- it's Tim Shaw.
"Hello Stewie! You have been captured but wait
there's more! You are no longer in Blue Dwarf,
you are now in the Space beetle at no extra
charge we have the Auton duplicate of Nik
Florentyn flying the ship!"
Why I burned down my ... Oh wait the crew don't
know that .. they may read this ... Ah crap!
"But wait there's - PUNCH!
That should shut him up. I s'pose destiny awaits ...
Myself
Inside Space Beetle
Had I gone mad? An Auton was piloting a ship, I had
punched Tim Shaw in the gob Mickey Mouse had
hit me with a novelty sledgehammer. I must be going
Barker. I looked out the window and saw a war going
on - yep more Doctor Who, this time it is
a war between Rutans Sontarans ... that sounds a
bit too familier ... anyway back to the window.
Everything fictional was out there - an honest
lawer, edible pot-noodles, the list was endless, I
don't think I could cope with this ... this ..plain
madness! I sighed and slumped back into the .. sofa?
Zack Richards/Owen Numan
Front Counter, McKenzie's
Zack plucked up courage and went to attend his first
customer.
"My, my! It's Owen! What can I do for you Mr ..."
Owen interrupted,
"I want ..." he looked up at the sky then,
"I want a slab of fermented vegetable liquid."
Zack was confused. I knew he wanted a slab o' beer, maybe he
had some fermented vegetable drink before he came. He didn't
act like what he used to. But Zack got the slab anyway.
"That'd be - >KA-DOOONK!!!
As Seen from Security Camera
As narrated by Major Harris
Inside the entrance, McKenzie's
Owen, or at least someone that was like Owen had hit Zack
in the head with the slab and produced a transmitter device
from his pocket and called upon Stewie McKenzie, well it
couldn't be the real one as he was on the ship Space Beetleand he seemed to walk like an android. Maybe he was.
The copies of Harry, Michelle Carol had waddled out from ..
The real Stewie McKenzie's office. So they must of been
copies that Stewie had introduced to Zack. Anyway, all the
customers were either confused and huffed out or walked like
robots into the front entrance. Then Nik Florentyn, Commander
Niples, Kayn Bestrom walked in. Hang on Nik Florentyn was on
the ship so this must be another copy! Good gawd. Then
the massive doors of McKenzie's closed. Those 2nd bloody
copies of the crew have made a base in McKenzie's! However
these are different types of copies! These were robots, lions
a little girl a witch had taken off their respective masks
and costumes of the staff on Blue Dwarf. So these weren't
copies at all! These were bloody intruders! And they were
either from The Wizard of Oz or The Lion, the Witch
and the Wardrobe. They had made their base in McKenzie's This was getting far too hard to ... hang on there's me!
(Major Harris) and it was that friggin' Dog whatzits name ...Clifford that's right. I'll turn up the volume ...
VvvVVVvvSsszzcHHHzzchhhssvvvchhhh!
"Ah Clifford!", said the Lion, "I'm afraid that nasty
Major Harris is still alive."
"I will destroy him," he said (he sounded exactly like
Clifford!!!) "he's in the survellaince room watching us! I will
kill him! Kill Him! KILL HIM!!!!!!!"
VvvVVVvvvoooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
If those bastards try to get me, I'll kill 'em! Hang on ..
someone else is peering round the corner - it's Ms. Frizzle
from the old Magic School Bus series. She's dragging
away Zack around the corner! Oh my gawd she's gonna rape him!
I better see this!
[Camera changing to "Camera 2 - around corner of inside Entr-
ance"]
Aww she's not raping him but she's teleporting him to .. to ..
Of course! The Flight Deck! That's where they'll go ..
[Camera change: "Camera 76 - Flight Deck, Launch Bay"]
Damn! Too late! Another Space Beetle is launching. Hmm, I'll
have to go and figure out something ...Major Harris/Major Harris
Survellaince Room
Major Harris stood up and the door opened revealing another
Major Harris. The Doorway Harris shot down the other Harris
in a spray of bullets.
"Bloody F*****g Copies! Had enough f*****g trouble
with bloody McKenzie!"
Yes Harris ripped off the other Harris' mask to reveal ....
TO BE CONTINUED! Watch out for Part Three of The Not-So-Nice Guests - it's right after this!
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