OOC: Back..no! Really!

Right, I'm back. No, I'm serious. Really! Yeah, I know. I said it before, but this time it's true!
 
Briefly, certain problems involving my PC, Internet, Blueyonder, Yahoo! a German named Alex and my router going tits up stopped me from being able to do anything... for months... during a plot based around my character - "The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd" as Blackadder once adequately put it. Anyhow, no, I'm back. And I shall prove this, yes, I shall. Somehow...ah, yes.. watch the next action post my friends... just watch it...
 
Chris