New story: "The Not So Very Nice Guests"

This is a Transcript of Dialogue of Stewie
McKenzie and other Blue Dwarf staff.
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The Not-So-Very-Nice Guests

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Myself/Commander Niples
Inside McKenzies
Ahh 5.30 PM. Shut-up-shop time. It's been a
busy day. I've flushed a nemesis into space
and Zack .. .well .. I think he is settling
into McKenzies. Must remember to tell Niples
to add "Zack Richards - McKenzie's employee"
to the Crew Roster. Anyway, nuff of this ..
So here I am at home watching TV with
Christine. Nothing interesting happened. I
shall fast forward to the next day ...
So here I am examining an oddly shaped potato
when Commander Niples came up to me.
"Morning McKenzie,"
"Good Morning Commander, what can I do for you?"

"Well you hadn't told anyone yet I had an
inkling you wanted to use a transport
vehicle to go out on your holiday break
coming up tommorow."
"I don't have a ..."
"You do now! The new ship the "Space Beetle"
is in the Flight Deck ready for you! Ta."
Niples hurried off. I was a tad suspicious.
The Commander never seemed to act like this.
I decided to see Kayn Bestrom to see if he
knew anything about this.Myself/Kayn Bestrom
Navigational Department
I took the Blue Dwarf Monorail
to the Navigational Department
I got to the main offices to see a staring
Kayn Bestrom stating,
"Yes .. your ship is in the docks."
This is very perculier. I needed help!Myself/Marianne McCulloch
O'Brien's Bar
I hurridly got to O'Brien's bar only to see
Marriane, a Bar maid of O'Briens, sobbing.
"What's wrong Marianne?"
She looked up at me and smiled with relief.
"Oh Mr. McKenzie! Oh it's been 'orrible!"
she said in her Sommerset like voice.
"Why?"
"Oh Mr. O'Brien 'as vanished sir! Completely
vanished sir!"
"Vanished?"
"Yes Mr. McKenzie, along with Albert ..."
"The Psychiatrist? (Sorry if that's spelt
wrong)"
"Yes Mr. McKenzie, as well as Mr. Numan!"
I thought about this then I instantly screamed
in my mind
"CHRISTINE!!!"
"Thanks Marianne but I've got to fly!"
"Thanks Mr ..." But I was no where to be seen.Myself/Nik Florentyn
Stairs
I ran like a lemming with large gambling debts
on its mind. I couldn't wait for the elevator
so I took the stairs where I was confronted
by Nik Florentyn.
"You're transport vehicle is ready," he said
in an emotionless manner.
"I know but I must .."
He restrained me tightly.
"You MUST leave now to the ship!"
I fought for my freedom and in the course
I ripped his .. face off? Oh god! This "Nik
Florentyn" was faceless almost plastic
looking. Oh gawd no ... this most-likely copy
was an Auton. A freaking Auton from Dr. WhoThe old BBC1 series. What was I to come
across next - a Dalek? I ran up the stairs as
Nik's fingers flipped down to reveal a laser
and started shooting at me. And since I'm
a regular, like all TV shows, those accurately
aimed laser bolts missed me by miles. I got
to the top and found a piano which I dropped
down the stairs to flatten the copy of Nik
Florentyn only to find that he blasted it
with his laser gun. I couldn't find anything
else except .. oh this does get worse ... not
a sonic screwdriver but a large cow pat which
I threw at the copy resulting that its vision
and sanity impares and falls down the stairs,
slipped on a banana peel and landed on a con-
veneniently placed metal spike. This was gett-
ing wierd and my hand smelt like sh-Myself/M. Mouse
Inside my Quarters
I stepped in and switched on the light to find
that my room had been turned upside down (not
literally).
"Christine! CHRISTINE!!!!!!"
No answer (Like you didn't see that one coming!)
so I raced into our room and she was also gone.
I had better watch me back as I might ...
"Haloo? Haloo?"
It didn't sound like Christine. It more or less
sounded like George W. Bush with his [Censored]
in a blender. I looked out and ...
"Mickey?"
Yes Mickey Mouse was at the door with something
behind his back.
"Haloo Mr MaKenzee! I've got something for you!"
I cautiously stepped forward when he hit me with
a cartoon like sledgehammer and knocked me
unconsciouss. The rotten sod!!!Myself/Tim Shaw
???
I woke up. I saw a real idiot above me. Oh no
- it's Tim Shaw.
"Hello Stewie! You have been captured but wait
there's more! You are no longer in Blue Dwarf,
you are now in the Space beetle at no extra
charge we have the Auton duplicate of Nik
Florentyn flying the ship!"
Why I burned down my ... Oh wait the crew don't
know that .. they may read this ... Ah crap!
"But wait there's - PUNCH!
That should shut him up. I s'pose destiny awaits ...

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NRPG
Just a few notes just in case anyone may of mis-
took what this message is saying.
The real Nik Florentyn as in
orht@... is not an Auton. This is for
mail I may of received saying "HEY I'M NOT A
BLOODY AUTON!!!". Okies? Thank you.
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