Part two

recap - Phil had a dodgy tum and whilst on the bog , the porcalin throne he was travvled to the planet of the archivers, 300 years in the future.
 
"You bastards...you could have let me finished wippin first" yelled Phil as the hall filled with High ranking clerics and people.
 
"Sorry oh holly temporal one, but the wormhole drive interacted with a scan we was doing and brought you here..."
 
"Why in Keto's jockstrap did you scan me?"
 
"erm...Because it said we had to in the Book of Prophercies"
 
Phil just glared.
 
"I'm /....oh hang on...This book...this is an account of my life right?"
 
"Yes, up to a certain point yes..."
 
Phil mind was doing a little dance...
 
"Good...now get me a copy of this book RIGT NOW OR I WILL KICK YOUR BUTTS FROM HERE TILL NEXT WEEK"
 
**30 mins later**
Phil sat at a table, reading through some of the propercies.
"and lo...the sky lord did bring his wrath down on the greats ones offspring.."...Thats when Jay fired Amber..."
He continued to read on..
"bloody heck! GET ME BACK TO THE DWARF NOW!!!"
**back on the dwarf**
MP was having the time of his life. Phil had gone someone, stuff was going on, and no-one had found out what he was doing. Which was good. Howver his midget sense* picked up a temporal disturbance from outside Phil's office.
 
Running outside(making sure no-one saw he was surfing the Goat Channel on the computer) MP walked into the promanande.
 
"EEEEEEEEEEE?" he said
 
"Holy christ wagons - it's him..." sreamed a female crew memember.
 
A temporal-wore hole opened and out dropped a toilet.
 
"EE?" (Trans : "If thats the nog he was one, wheres Phil?")
 
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*A lie
 
 
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