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Who: Canazza
Where: The Medi-bay
When: i've been away for a while, so goodness knows...
Canazza had been ushered into the decontamination chamber rather
hastily by the nurse, who felt the need to use a large pole rather
than her hands to guide him in.
Canazza walked over to the viewing window and peered out, to see the
nurse spraying herself liberally with perfule and then blanketing the
area he had walked on with air freshener.
He took a deep breath in, bad idea, the stench nearly knocked him
out, after he recovered he looked around, the chamber had a bench on
one wall with an array of cleaning tools on a shelf above, there were
an asortment of brushes, some towels, soap and a bunch of other
chemicals for treating all manner of skin afflictions.
along the other wall was a row of shower cubicles, and on the far
wall, ominously, was another window with a pair of plastic gloves
sticking through, like the ones you see in nuclear research
facilities for handling dangerous substances, below which was,
ominously, what appeared to be an industrial water cannon.
"Okay, you can get yourself cleaned up now" Said the nurse over the
speaker,
"you're not going to use that cannon are you?" he asked
"No, that's for large groups..."
"oh, okay," Canazza walked over to the bench and sat down, he began
to strip off
"hey!" shouted the nurse, "what are you doing?"
"Going for a shower,"
"You're on duty, keep the uniform on" she said, and under her breath
added "for my sanity at least"
After twenty minutes in the shower he walked to the window, dripping
wet and still wearing his uniform.
"Okay, i'm clean, let me out"
"No," the nurse replied, "that was not long enough"
"what..." Canazza grumbled and squelched back into the shower.
another twenty minutes passed, Canazza walked over to the window,
only to be sent back again.
"Listen, i'm clean, i'm spick and span, i'm decontaminated, i'm
sterilized... wait, scratch that one, just let me out!"
"Once more" Canazza resigned once again to the shower, only this time
he swore he heard laughter, he ran back to the window, the nurse was
joined by two other fellow nurses, one was holding a clipboard.
"What's going on?"
"Damn," the nurse cursed (hey! I'm a poet and i don't know it... i
make a rhyme every *WHACK!* sorry) "Pay the lady"
the other nurses handed some money to one of the others
"You were placing bets?!"
"Yep,"
"on what?" Canazza walked to the door and tried to get it open
"How long we could string you along for"
"Well bets over, let me out"
"Fine, dry yourself off and we'll open the door"
While Canazza padded himself dry, he started thinking of a suitable
revenge. He dryed himself off completly and walked over to the door,
"Okay, i'm rea-" he suddenly felt himself go flying backwards as he
slipped on the wet floor, he hit the floor with a thud.
The nurses rushed in to help.
"are you okay?" they asked
"I'm fine, just help me up,"
They streched their arms down to help pick him up, and just as he was
about vertical again, he yanked down and they fell to the floor, he
rushed out and locked the door.
"HEY!" one of the nurses shouted, "Let us out of here"
Canazza appeared at the water cannon.
He fired, and pounded the four nurses with 400psi of water pressure.
"Open this door" she ordered,
"Fine, Dry yourself off and i'll open the door"
OOC: Okay, i've been away for a while, but hopefully i'll be able to
post some more now that i've gotten into a routine