Bar-room brawl

"no....banglaore belly...must...use....toilet.........", Said Phil, thowing his gun at jonny who caught it with one hand and shot a cup hllding those little umbrellas, just as Phil made it to the stalls
 
"Fecking hell" said Jay "I told him seven helpings of that Vindaloo last night was too many!"
"What are you talking about you had 9!" Alota said "Why do you think I made you sleep on the couch!"
"Just assumed it was 'cos it was tuesday or something...."
"Whats that supposed to mean?!"
"Um..guys..." Johnny said "Bug..."
While Alota and Jay had been bickering it had taken the opportunity to take advantage of the gap in the surrounding defences and bolted toward the bar.
Seymour squealed a loud "EEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!!" and hid behind a tipped over table.
"KILL IT!" Alota ordered "Don't let it get away!"
"How are supposed to do that?!" Canazza replied "It's so bloody fast it's dodging our smegging bullets!"
"Maybe Alota could nag it to death..." Jay muttered.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!"
"nothing honey!"
"You saying I nag?!"
"No! I'm just saying that you're very....."
"Very what?!"
"..........pretty?........" said Jay when he realised Alota was cracking her knuckles.
"GUYS!" Jonny yelled again "BUG!"
"Your right where is it?!"
"It dashed behind the bar"
Jay, always happy to leap behind the bar, as it usually meant he could swipe a few free beers while he was there dived over the counter in an attempt to apprehend the creature, a lot of bottle-crashing, glass-smashing, drink-spilling, crisp-bag-popping, cocktail-mixer rattling and Jay Chrysler "YOU LITTLE BASTARD"-ing was heard until it eventually died down and Jay emerged over the counter.
"Did you get it?!" Alota asked.
"Well...lets just say it wont be bothering any more of Parrot's punters for a while, what say we head to the drive room"
the group left, and Jay follwed, turning his shirt collar up as he walked.
 
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