Holo-Fun

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"Mr Keats, the destination has been reached, the journey took -
0.23617 seconds to reach" Keats smiled "Only just hit light speed?
Gun, your slowing down...."
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"Gun, locate the wormhole Device, and activate it as i approach"
"Pending information.... Wormhole device found"
Keats got out of The Gun (TM) and used the Jet Pack to boost to the
table marked by The Gun (TM). Keats used the DCU to issue the go
ahead to activate it..
"Activating....... A Fatal Error Has Occured, Please press
Ctrl+Alt+Delete to restart, Esc to quit this screen or Randomly hit
this computer until it works..... If this problem persists, please
consult your vender..." Keats swung in mid-air. "What the hell you
say Gun?" He flew back towards The Gun (TM).
There was a barely audible sound coming from the hall way... and it
was getting closer..
Keats started to kick the gun, swearing as he did, the side monitor
flipped out and the blue screen on it flashed off. The Gun (TM)
restarted and Keats flew back to the Wormhole device.. "Ok Gun,
Activate as soon as your ready..." As the words left his lips, the
sound enterd the room... "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"!!!! the sound that
struck terror into every lamppost, female intern and Low lying object
exploded into the room, heading for the Device, Keats guzzled fuel to
reach it before (not so) Mini Phil. He just managed to grab onto it
as MP grabbed it. "Gun, activate NOW!!!" As MP ran out the room, an 8
ft high Demon appeared, both Keats and MP screamed in its presence.
Its Large eyes glared at the two of them, fixed gaze, never
moving... "Oh God, Satans come for Me!" Keats
screamed. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"! concurred MP. He dropped the
Wormhole device. Keats climbed around it, fumbling for a manual
switch.. The Deamon moved... "I see you are trying to activate a
Class B-52 Wormhole.. Would you like me to:
a) Open a word document?
b) Search the ultranet for relevant information?
c) pop up again randomly when your not looking at the screen?
d) Close Windows and reinstall your BIOS program and insist
everything runs with 4 times your computers maximum spec? "
"ITS HIDEOUS" Keats fell backwards onto a button, activating the
device, seeing it start up he jumped through it, hopefully being full
size would make the Windows help program bareable..there was always
hope....
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Hate... Windows.... DELETE MY 10 PAGE ESSAY FOR NO REASON WILL YOU!!!!