Mishin it to Margarita ville

When: FLight Deck
Where: Blue Dwarf
Who: Keats
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"Shit!" he swore as the panties were engulfed in flames from
the...jet pack?...of the little creature he had caught. Jack
immediately dropped both panties and the little creature, swearing
heavily as he shook his singed fingers...
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"I is been waiting for you for a massive, innit!' The Gun (TM)
splutterd out Townie, the most secret and evil language around. Keats
escaped the marines hand and jetted towards the gun. He shouted
something barely audible, and a small hatch at the back of the gun
opend up. Keats flew into it during the confusion and pofanities.
***inside the gun***
"Good morning Johnathon Frederick Keats" The 8th gen AI interface
welcomed Keats as he flew intot he 'body'* of the gun (TM). "Good day
gun, have you sufficent energy left to resize me?' The gun
waited... "I cant do that Keats" In a very 'HAL'** like way. Keats
checked himself, he swore under his breath, he had left his 'Quicky'
on the Phoenix, hopefully Jack would find it before Phil did, also,
if he had had it, then he could of refuelled The Gun (TM) partially.
"Gun, Can you take us to The science Labs...." There was a small
flash of light.
***Outsde The Gun (TM)***
only seconds had past since the burning of the officers fingers, he
grabbed a Large weapon from the next marine, and aimed it at The
Gun... "See you in hell, lil gun..." The gun digitised back "Du hast
der Kopf in dein mutters arsche" A German Marine laughed. The officer
growled and pulled the trigger. There was a flash of light, and the
gun was gone.... "ummm, we get it sir?" the officer straightend up
and threw his own weapon to the floor "We can only assume so...."
***Back in the Gun***
"Mr Keats, the destination has been reached, the journey took -
0.23617 seconds to reach" Keats smiled "Only just hit light speed?
Gun, your slowing down...."
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*The Gun (TM) incorporates wormhole technology, thus, inside The Gun
(TM) it is much like the tardis, theres alot of space for all the lil
gadgets and stuff that Jack had put into it whebn he was a lil
unstable.
**You know, 'I cat do that Dave' from 1999 a psace oddisy or summin.