I wonder....

Kara grabbed Efof and smiled. "I'm really curoius what you do. Can I come
with you?" She asked.
(Tag....I'm tired okay?! I hate home work! dumm hausaufgaben!)
Smeg On, Captain Emerald.
"Fear me for I am a writer!(evil laughter)"
>From: "Onion" <theonion770@...>
>Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Efof-"Health + Safety"
>Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2003 21:31:17 -0000
>
><snip>
>Kara saw that the new crew member was getting very angry so she
>bought him three FootWiser lagers which shut him up surprisingly
>fast and he stumbled off only to pass out in the hallway ten paces
>away from the exit of Parrot's Bar.
><end snip>
>
>Efof, Kara + a collapsed Skylar
>Parrotts Bar
>
>"Oh no look he's collapsed!" Kara said pointing at the recently
>exited Skylar.
>
>"OH GREAT!!!" Said Efof and then wondered why Kara instantly looked
>at him funny. "I've just finished doing my health+safety training,
>this gives me a good opportunity to put it into practice!"
>
>He rushed out onto the Promenade where Skylar had fallen flat on his
>face.
>"So what do we do first?" Kara said following. "Check his breathing?
>Pulse?"
>
>"Well what I just learned was…. Bend down like this…" Efof
>demonstrated. "Keep your back straight…. Then pick him up, still
>keeping your back straight!" He picked Skylar up in his 4 arms,
>keeping his back perfectly straight.
>Efof beamed. "Good innit!!"
>
>"Errrm Efof…. Are you sure that extremely useful bit of health and
>safety wasn't just for picking beer crates up?" Kara said.
>"Oh…" Said Efof. "I suppose it might have been."
>He dropped Skylar from his arms and he thudded to the floor.
>"Nevermind," Said Efof. "I'm sure I'll learn what to do with drunken
>people someday in my training."
>He looked at three of his arms before he found the fourth one with a
>watch on. "Right its time for me to get back to the drive room, this
>ship doesn't just control itself you know!" Then he moved closer and
>whispered. "Sometimes I hold the joystick in place with a spatula so
>it almost DOES control itself, hehe!"
>
>"Riiiight…" Kara said rolling her eyes.
>
><tag Kara or Skylar? Ran into a bit of a dead end with this post!>
>
>
>
>--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "alaina correll"
><giglojowatdono@h...> wrote:
> >
> > Skylar frowned at the turn of events. "What the bloody hell is
>going on?
> > What the fuck is with this guy! And I'm not twelve I'm eighteen
>and bloody
> > well look it!" Kara saw that the new crew member was getting very
>angry so
> > she bought him three FootWiser lagars which shut him up
>suprisingly fast and
> > he stumbled off only to pass out in the hallway ten paces away
>from the exit
> > of Parrot's Bar.
> >
> > >From: "Capt. Emerald" <acerimmer1986@h...>
> > >Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
> > >To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
> > >Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] La da da!
> > >Date: Fri, 19 Sep 2003 17:32:31 -0700
> > >
> > >Kara peeled Efof away and smiled. "I'm just trying to talk with
>the kid.
> > >He's new and all. Just trying to talk and warn him of stuff and
>so on. How
> > >was I to know he was going to make a move?" Kara asked. She
>noticed that
> > >Efof seemed to grow worried at the mention of "making a move."
>Kara laughed
> > >and shook her head. "You don't need to worry Efof. If you want to
>go out
> > >sometime I will but it has to be some where decent. I won't be
>seen hanging
> > >around waste and so on." She said. She noticed the new crewmember
>was quite
> > >confused by the chain of events.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Smeg On, Captain Emerald.
> > >"Fear me for I am a writer!(evil laughter)"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > >From: "Onion" <theonion770@h...>
> > > >Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
> > > >To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
> > > >Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] **Actionette** "Marines Marines!"
> > > >Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 20:58:00 -0000
> > > >
> > > >OOC-I just realised nothing much has gone on outside of Dean
>for a
> > > >while so I'll pick up from last week. This is an
>**Actionette**, not
> > > >quite worthy of **Action** status but hope it has enough
>narrative
> > > >to explain a few things.
> > > >
> > > >Cerebrum lead the confused Marines away, the butch men were
>looking
> > > >at his business card. Dean was being helped to medi-bay.
> > > >"…and now look at the injuries, he's bleeding! So may sue for
> > > >physical and emotional damage, and the trauma of being mistaken
>for
> > > >a woman!"
> > > >
> > > >MP was humping the legs of one of the female marines. She
>brushed
> > > >him away although secretly must have enjoyed it as she slipped
>the
> > > >midget her number.
> > > >
> > > >Efof and Wirrals stood there unsure what happened. After a
>moments
> > > >pause Efof thrust his `Hero' certificate in the air.
> > > >"THE HERO PREVAILS!!!" he said dramatically.
> > > >
> > > >Wirrals found himself start to sober up. "Right, back to
>Parrotts"
> > > >he announced.
> > > >"BACK TO PARROTTS!!!" Efof said even more dramatically.
>Punching the
> > > >air and following Wirrals who had his hands in his pockets.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >---Back in Parrotts---
> > > ><snip>
> > > >"So what is an attractive bird like you in a
> > > >place like this talking to a smeghead like me?"Why the hell did
>he
> > > >say that?
> > > >Oh,well at least he was being honest. "Hi, I'm Skylar Summers
>by the
> > > >way."
> > > ><end snip>
> > > >
> > > >Efof regained his position behind the bar, and gave Owen his
> > > >certificate, who wasn't impressed but said he's put it up on the
> > > >wall with the other bar-tat.
> > > >
> > > >Wirralls pointed over to Kara and Skylar, who were chatting on
>a far
> > > >table.
> > > >"Looks like that guy's hitting on your bird Efof!"
> > > >
> > > >Efof looked around and saw them chatting.
> > > >"Oh no, what do I do?!"
> > > >"Go over and tell him to keep away" Said Owen.
> > > >"But..but…well she's not really even my girlfriend yet… we've
>only
> > > >been on a few dates" Efof whined.
> > > >"Have you been on a picnic yet?" Owen asked.
> > > >"Well I wanted to take her down to Waste Extraction for a
>romantic
> > > >picnic but she refused…"
> > > >"Refused waste extraction? The BITCH!" Wirrals said
>sarcastically.
> > > >"Nevermind!" said Owen rubbing Efofs shoulders to give him
> > > >confidence. "You like her don't you?" Efof nodded. "Then go for
>it!"
> > > >Efof climbed over the bar, knocking drinks flying and smashing
> > > >glasses.
> > > >
> > > >He walked over to Kara and the boy he'd never seen before.
> > > >
> > > >"Oi! This is my girlfriend!" he said and sat down next to Kara,
> > > >hugging her tightly.
> > > >"Efof your squeezing me!" Kara winced.
> > > >"She's mine, not yours!"
> > > >"Efof! Whats wrong with you? I can talk to whoever I like!"
> > > >"No, only talk tome, pweeease…. I want to be your boyfriend…"
>said
> > > >Efof like a child, and big puppydog eyes.
> > > >Kara laughed.
> > > >"Efof you're so pathetic! Anyway you've got the wrong idea.
>This is
> > > >Skylar, he's only twelve!"
> > > >"Only twelve? ONLY twelve?!! I'm a Ffionian, I WAS MARRIED BY
> > > >TWELVE!!"
> > > >"Really?" Said Kara. Knowing the things she had heard about
>Ffion
> > > >she wasn't really surprised.
> > > >"No of course not!! You humans believe any old tripe I come out
>with
> > > >dont ya!"
> > > >Kara rolled her eyes.
> > > >
> > > >----Cerebrums office----
> > > >A group of Marines sat in the waiting room cross-legged reading
>out
> > > >of date fashion magazines while Cerebrum had the leader in his
>room
> > > >on the comfychair.
> > > >
> > > >"So does this job make you feel angry? Or did you become a
>marine
> > > >because you were angry?" Cerebrum asked and jotted down his
>notes.
> > > >"Well…. HEY! This is just a distraction isn't it?! We came here
>for
> > > >a job and by gum we're going to do it right!"
> > > >
> > > >Cerebrum groaned. "If you must…"
> > > >The marine took out his walkie talkie. "Right men, I want all
>teams
> > > >to deploy ASAP! We need to catch that woman…man…Dean…thing."
> > > >"All teams just to catch Dean?" Cerebrum asked. Jotting
>something
> > > >down about insecurity.
> > > >"No, no!" Replied the marine. "We're also going to have a good
>piss
> > > >up, find your best burlesque house and rudely whistle at and
>harass
> > > >all the women officers onboard, oh yeah baby!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >---Flight Deck---
> > > >Three large troop carriers flew aboard and hundreds of brawny,
>bad
> > > >mannered, pea-brained, joking marines filed out. Each one
>pinching
> > > >the Flight Deck Attendants posterior as they passed.
> > > >
> > > >The lead marine passed over some papers to the nearest person he
> > > >could find, who happened to be WD-40. "Space Core regulation
>69.5
> > > >paragraph 2 states that for the next…"
> > > >"Regulation 69.5 paragraph 2? The Space Core council should be
> > > >representative of every United Nation aside from the Welsh
>because
> > > >they're ginger haired tossers? A widely controversial policy
>but I
> > > >don't see how it applies here sir"
> > > >"Okay paragraph 3 then. For the next 7 days the Blue Dwarf will
>be
> > > >under our control!!!"
> > > >
> > > ><Ok everyone outside of Dean. We have company!>
> > > >
> > > >
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