Phoenix-"Worms"

The Phoenix crew
The Phoenix-inside Dean
The atmosphere in the Phoenix was tense.
The dodgy chocolate bar that Dean had eaten had pushed them further
and further down his intestines, and the gooey brown liquids the
small ship was flying through made it very hard going. Jay was
almost a gibbering wreck in the pilots seat thinking about how long
this would make his ship stink for. And how he should force Dean to
wash it off, after all, it was covered in the digested things that
Dean had eaten.
Seymour had calmed after his slight panic attack, they still hadn't
found any tea but his miniature billiards game was occupying him for
the moment.
Suddenly the tension was broken by Alotta looking at the scanner
screen. "We have incoming!"
"Another sausage roll?" Phil asked, bracing for impact.
"No, this is…. Changing direction… and its coming straight for us."
"Another white blood cell?"
"No this is huge!"
Seymour started twitching and fiddled with his bow-tie. Then leaned
forward to see out of the windscreen.
"What on Earth would change direction in Deans intestine?"
He peered forward to look through the poo.
"Oh there, I can see something, its jolly big…."
Suddenly a huge face, like a dragon snapped at the modified Blue
Midget.
"OH DEAR GOD!" Said Seymour falling backwards in shock.
The creature had a long worm-like body, it slicked its tail and swam
over them into the murky brown.
"What the hell was that?!"
"Ah…" Said Dr Keto.
"Ah?" chorused almost everyone.
"I'm not at liberty to say, doctor/patient confidentiality!" Keto
said.
The worm swam past again and snapped at them. Jay swerved the ship
just in time to avoid some powerful looking jaws.
"That thing's got teeth! I'm no doctor… but I'm sure that's not
normal!" Cried Jay. "Now's not the time to hold out on us Keto!"
"Well Dean came to me a few weeks ago complaining of stomach pains,
I thought we'd cleared it up though."
"Cleared it up?"
"Yes, Dean has space-worms."
"Ahh yeass, by the latin name `intercapedo excrucio vermes'" Seymour
said proudly but not helping one bit. "Very common with the lower
ranks, people who do not take as much care of themselves as such
royal ambassadors such as ones self…"
"Real nasty buggers too!" Keto said, "If they cant find anything to
feed on within your intestines, they start to eat your intestine
wall."
"Eeew!" Chorused just about everyone.
The worm came for another pas and snapped at the ship, ripping a
panel of outer side plating off, then giving it a good whack with
its tail as it darted past.
Everyone lurched one way as the Phoenix took the hit.
The bulkhead buckled and the pressure difference cracked a plating
in the cockpit, splattering Canazza with Deans partly digested
liquids.
"Eeeeh heeeeh hehheeeeW!" Canazza spluttered and quickly put his
hand over the crack, which made it spurt even more. Covering Tara
and Alotta now.
"OH DEAR LORD!" Said Seymour quickly moving his suede jacket out of
the blast area and pressing himself up against the opposite side
wall.
"WELL HELP ME THEN!!!" Canazza screamed as he covered the crack on
his own,, getting covered and almost gagging.
Keats reluctantly stepped over and covered the crack with a piece of
emergency metal plating, then held it as the drenched and disgusted
looking Canazza welded it into place.
"Pwwwwoooooooooor!" Said Jay taking a hand off the control stick to
cover his nose. "That stinks!"
"What a disgusting aroma!" Seymour said, but then smiled and fumbled
in his pocket. "But luckily I have a Glade plug-in for such an
emergency!"
"Who plans for this kind of emergency?!! Said Tara."
He plugged it in and wafted the peach blossom air around.
"Oh great, we need about a million!" Jay said, trying to outrun the
worm.
A brown and soaked Canazza at the back collapsed and started shaking
from the trauma of being covered in Deans poo.
"Help guys…" Said Jay. "I really don't know where I'm going. I'm
just trying to outrun this thing but its gaining on us!"
"Take a left here…" Keto said, looking at the scanner and pointing
through the windscreen to a narrow passageway through the upper
intestine.
The Worm squeezed through the hole, snapping and biting at Dean's
innards to get to the Phoenix.
"Its gaining again!"
Seymour dived under the table.
"No.. its not following… its going back! Where are we?"
"Deans liver," Said Keto. "The amount Dean drinks, there must be too
much alcohol for it to survive!"
<OOC- Dean has worms! Hehe, sorry about that but thought it would
make a nice plot twist!>