Formula X...

Who: Tim (The Swedish Chef)
Where: Science Lab 3B
When: Right about now
Science Officers log, #14357-42
I have successfully completed the creation of experimental formula
1432-X, a formula which increases the intoxicating effects of cheep
lager by 1000%. The only drawback, it leaves the taste of dirty feet
in the drinker's mouth for a week.
It is my hope to use this formula X as a form of shock treatment for
those who drink too much. I just need to ensure there are no
unpleasant side effects... I shall make arrangements to distribute
formula X through Parrotts bar, under the name of FootWiser (The
footballers brew). What could it possibly hurt there?
Tim leaves the science lab, and makes his way to Parrotts bar to make
the arrangements.