Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: Niples \"The madness of Ambassador Niples the Third\"
<snip>
>"Ahh but who says it has the be 6foot? What about 6 inches?" Seymour
>rummaged around in a man-bag (tm) he'd brought with him and brought
>out a miniature table with burgundy felt.
>
>"You've got to be kidding!" said Jack.
>
>"Quiet uneducated ruffian!" seymour scolded. "Now who's playing?"
>
>Blank faces all round
</snip>
Canazza fiddled with some nuts and bolts beneath the floor hatch and
switched a few wires around, along with plugging bits into other bits that
looked dangerously electrified.
he heard Seymour coaxing everyone to play billiards with "c'mon, you know
you want to"'s and "what are you? A commoner?"
even though those weren't really insults, and affected them in no way, shape
or form, except as a mild annoyance, Jack conceeded and asked for a cue.
"Right, what are you, spots or stripes?" he asked
"This isn't pool, it's billiards"
"Oh, right," he looked at the table, "What are you then, reds or, umm" he
paused, noticing only red and white balls on the table, "reds?"
"numbskull" Seymour snatched the cue off Jack, "Does anyone know how to play
then?"
"I do," Alotta whispered to Phil, "But i'm not telling him,"
"What if I tell him you can?" Phil teased
"Then i'll rip your testicles off and throw them out the airlock"
"what what what?" Seymour noticed the two conversing in the background, "do
either of you two know how to play then?"
"She does" Phil pointed to Alotta, at the same time Alotta pointed to Phil
and said "He does"
Canazza chuckled, he peaked up to see Phil grab a cue and aim. He ducked
back down as a white ball almost hit him on the head. "Watch it" he shouted,
getting back to work,
there were a few more 'clacks' from above as seymour obviously started
playing (since none of them went in the direction of any of the crew)
"blast" Seymour stated, "I thought I had that one, your turn again..."
Phil stepped up and shot, two balls actually made contact, but...
Canazza crouched right down as he saw the miniature red ball come hurtling
towards the floor hatch.
it bounced off his head and embedded itself in the panel he was working on.
It sparked for a few seconds then quitened down.
Canazza was wondering how on earth he was going to fix it, when he noticed
that the ball was metalic, and infact had solved his problem.
he peaked up again and turned to seymour
"How come those balls are made of metal?" he asked
"Metal, I have no idea what you mean?" Seymour said shiftilly
"metal?" Phil picked up the miniature table and flipped it over, the balls
remained attached, there was a switch at the bottom that read
"on/off/reverse" - "You cheating sod"
"Cheating?" Seymour stood there with a grimmace on his face, however, still
outraged that anyone could call him a cheater, even though he was "Never,
Only scoundrils and thieves cheat, I am a royal ambassabor, I don't cheat"
"So why the magnet?"
"they're there so that we can play during turbulance"
"It doesn't matter now, all that matters is that the arms are fixed" Canazza
interjected
"Can I have my ball back?" Seymour asked timidly
"no, it's holding the systems in place, i wouldn't remove it"
"oh balls" Seymour said, "Anyone up for bridge?" he pulled out a deck of
cards, "Phil, you sit infront of the mirror"
--Canazza--
>From: "Onion" <theonion770@...>
>Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: Niples "The madness of Ambassador Niples the
>Third"
>Date: Mon, 08 Sep 2003 22:43:46 -0000
>
><snip>
>"So what do we do now?" Aman- uhh ALOTTA asked.
>"Who's for poker?!" Phil asked cheerily.
>
><end snip>
>
>"Nonsense!" Said Seymour springing to life and this time not heading
>towards the exit hatch. "We should play Bridge, or Biliards!"
>
>"Erm Seymour, I dont see the 6 foot billiards table around, do
>you?!" Jack said thankfully.
>
>"Ahh but who says it has the be 6foot? What about 6 inches?" Seymour
>rummaged around in a man-bag (tm) he'd brought with him and brought
>out a miniature table with burgundy felt.
>
>"You've got to be kidding!" said Jack.
>
>"Quiet uneducated ruffian!" seymour scolded. "Now who's playing?"
>
>Blank faces all round
>
>
>
>OOC- Short but I just had the quick idea to torture everyone!
>
>
>
>--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "Andy" <SirLagerlot@h...>
>wrote:
> > A series of automatic gunshots were heard. "OH DEAR GOD! What have
>I
> > done?"
> > Jay looked forward. "You've shot 6 holes through Deans stomach
> > lining."
> >
> > "Thats bad right?" Phil asked Keto.
> > "Well...considering humans arent supposed to come with ventilation
>in the stomach wall yes" Keto replied. "The damage need's to be
>repaired as soon as possible otherwise Dean could slowly bleed to
>death, I believe I can repair the damage from the inside using the
>Phoenixe's mining arms"
> > "I'm all for it Doc" said Jay "But I gotta get the power back
>online first, Dave give me hand.." he said as he slid on his beneath
>the forward control panel with a screwdriver in his mouth and a
>soldering iron in his left hand, while Canazza clambered to into the
>floor maintenance hatch and started..doing something very technical
>that I can't think how to write!
> > "So what do we do now?" Alota asked (Thats right Dave ALOTA not
>Amanda you loser!)
> > "Who's for poker?!" Phil asked cheerily.
> >
> >
> > <ok its short..it's crap but im tired!! tag>
> >
> >
>
>
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