I have a plan:- Directors cut

-Courtesy of Longman and Kentlea Quick Fix corproation, you bust it
we bodge it-
There was a long pause.
"You don't mean shaking them by the hand and wishing them bon
voyage, do you?" said Jay after a while.
"No. I mean by swallowing and digesting them," said Keto.
"Ah."
"ITS GONNA DIGEST MY PAINTWORK!" Jay squealed, yep he actually
squealed, then went into panic mode.
Reaching out, he grabbed the thrust control lever, and yanked it
backward, then shifted the shuttle into reverse, setting reverse
thrusters on full power.
"Damn thing aint budging...these things supposed to do this Doc?" He
asked, as he struggled to shake off the blood cell
"Well yes Mr. Chrysler, the whole point of it is to destroy foreign
bodies that may be percieved as a threat."
"Sodding typical..." Jay muttered "That Deans only efficient when
he's trying to kill us.."
"Open fire!" Canazza yelled, from somewhere
"Doing that" said Keto "Could cause massive internal bleeding, and
possibly even kill Mr Thomas while personally I feel its a sacrifice
worth making in order to save ourselves I know you people too well
to allow that to happen"
"Dont you have an ointment or something we can use?" Alota asked,
before being flung ontop of a pile of people at the back of the
craft as Jay lurched forward again, still trying to shake the anti-
body.
"GETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFF" he was heard to mumble."PHIL THIS IS YOUR
FAULT!"
"HOW?"
"If you'd brought that sodding midget we could feed him to this
thing..."
"Well he didn't" said Tara "So we need to come up with something
else!"
"BLATANTLY!" Jay replied "JUST SMEGGING HURRY!"
"Wait....I have a plan" said Phil staning up suddenly
Phil wasnt 100% sure but he though he could have heard keto
say "ohshitwearedeepintehsmeggnow"
"Look...we need to get rid of the thing out there right?"
They all nodded..
"And what in this body is cabale of destoying that?"
"Well the only thing that could destroy...that...is...ohshit"
Keto suddenly realised what Phil had planned....
"NO NO NO NO"
"Jay...take us to the stomach...Mr Thomas is about to get a case of
gut rot he wont forget in a hurry....."
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