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Who:- The navigation department
Where:- The Corona Nightclub
When:- Saturday night, during the nav departments regular piss-up
 
"WHAT?" Jay shouted, asking Rio to repeat what she'd said over the music
"BACARDI AND COKE!"
"WHAT who said I was buying?"
"It's your smegging round!"
Jay looked to Dean who just nodded
"You are smegging joking?!"  Jay said "Why does my first round come in AFTER everyone else arrives, and you guys all do your's before that, you end up buying less in one round and at pub prices at that! You wiat til we end up in the expensive bloody nightclub!"
"Cos you earn more than us! YOu're our bloody boss!" Kara pointed out "Mines a double JD and coke!"
"Thats a good point.." Jay pondered "I can just dock the drinks charges outta you're wages!"
"You wouldn't dare!" Rio said
"What, so you think I'd think twice about taking $£4.00* from each of your wage packets when Alota finds out how much I spend on ONE round of drinks?"
"He has a point!" Dean said
"What about you new guy?" said Jay looking to Johnny, the new console officer "WHat do you drink?"
"Whatever you're having mate" he replied 
"He wont let you sleep with his wife!" Dean said, "Hell he barely lets me TALK to her.."
"Thats because youre a moron" Jay replied
"Another good point!" Efof said
"Ok I got everoynes orders, Keat's give me a hand bringing them all back mate"
"Sod that!" Keat's replied "I'm busy!"  Sure enough he was busy chatting up a girl, who looked alot like Queen Britney who as far as Jay knew was still aboard ship as a matter of fact.
"Ok fine!, Kara,you can come instead.."
"..great.." 
"I feel offended! Why didnt you invite me!" Dean said
"COS LAST TIME YOU DROPPED EVERY F##KING DRINK ON THE FLOOR!"
Kara and Jay approached the bar, "So Kara.." Jay said smirking "Efof eh?"
"How the hell do you know about that!?" she said shocked that he knew, she hadn't told anyone about Efof's proposition, and she didn;t think he had either.
"Hey I know you well enough, I can tell from just looking at the way you interact with him!"
"..."  said Kara, impressing Jay how she pronounced three full stops
"He's a good bloke!" Jay said "Just youre type!"
"That would be more believable if you wern't trying to prevent yourself from laughing"
"Chrysler!" came a voice from behind Jay, he turned to find himslef face to face with Phil
"Phil, I don't have time for this right now"
"You better make time..." Phil said taking Jay by the collar "You pissed off someone I love a couple of days ago"
"Look, I told Tara I was sorry I forgot to take my shoes when I walked on your carpet"
"I'm talking aobut Amber!"
"Oh.."
"Don't look so smeggin smug about it, how could you do that to your own god-daughter?"
"Phil listen I dunno what shes told you but.."
 
SMACK
 
Phil connected a powerful punch right in the centre of Jay's face, who retaliated by letting rip with a right fist to Phils stomach then a left hook to Phil's jaw, Phill pulled Jays hair, Jay bit Phil, before you knew it, a full-blown fight had broken out, and Phil and Jay were being escorted to the door by the bouncers.
 
Dean still on the club dancefloor turned to RIo and said "Is he coming back with our drinks or what?"
 
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