Re: Situation Explained

Who: Jay, Alota, Keto, Tree, Wildflower
Where: Medibay
When: After the Big Bang but before the eventual heat-death of the
universe
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<< SNIP >>
"You realise Doc" said Alota from the bed "That while you were away
I have been made acting Captain, and as a result can cut the funding
of a medical department that would rather insult the captain's
husband than treat her in a nano-second"
"I'll get the medi-kit.."
<< END SNIP >>
"So, Doc, you look like you've had a few injuries yourself,"
grinned Jay as Keto treated Alota.
"It would seem that a few minor...very well, MAJOR problems, which
I believe were originally caused by your fine self, Mr
Chrysler...have led to the crew believing me to be responsible for
the taking over and enslavement of an entire universe."
"Oh whoops," said Jay, still grinning inanely. Keto sighed.
"But I believe most of them have got it out of their system now,"
he continued, "And that I won't have to put up with any more..."
There was a high pitched scream of a war cry, and suddenly Keto was
smacked over the head with a plant pot, which smashed and left him
standing there, tiny bits of ceramics scattered over him.
"..." he said after a moment, a tiny vein in his forehead beginning
to throb, "...I do not even need to turn around to realise who that
was. The situation, the scream and the fact that it must have been
someone stupid enough to hit me when I'm working all add up to only
one person. Wildflower, if you are still there when I turn around,
then your life will not be worth living."
Keto turned around.
Wildflower was standing there, holding the remains of a plant pot
in her hands, blinking in confusion, with Jay looking somewhat aghast
in the background.
"So nothing has changed, then," sighed Keto.
"You're not an evil emperor?"
"No. I'm an evil doctor who now has a headache. This has quite
likely not improved your expectations, but since I do not currently
have an evil clown army, I'm not as able to do anything about it."
There was another long pause.
Then, suddenly, Wildflower dropped the remains of the pot with a
smash, and grabbed Keto in a hug.
"YAY! YOU'RE STILL THE SAME OLD YOU!"
"ACK! Get it off, get it off getitoff!" yelped Keto, trying to
struggle free. Finally, he succeeded and backed away, red-faced.
"You look a little flushed there, Doc," observed Jay, that
insufferable grin back on his face.
"That would be the pent up killing rage, Mr Chrysler," growled
Keto, "Now, Wildflower, go and make yourself useful - I need you and
the Tree to set up a recuperation area for Mrs Chrysler here. And
preferably some sort of painful fate for Mr Chrysler."
"That last one's optional," pointed out Jay as Wildflower and the
Tree hurried off.
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OOC: Tag. Didn't do much, but hey. It's a post. :)