Engineer conversion chart!

> A copy of the Blue Dwarf Engineering's Common Conversion
> Chart, used for balancing plasma conduits. This rare and
> valuable document found in tank #3 of the sanitation
> processing center.
>
> 1012 microphones = 1 megaphone
> 106 bicycles = 2 megacycles
> 500 millinaries = 1 seminary
> 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
> 10 cards = 1 decacards
> 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
> 10¯6 fish = 1 microfiche
> 454 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
> 1012 pins = 1 terrapin
> 1021 picolos = 109 los = 1 gigolo
> 10 rations = 1 decoration
> 100 rations = 1 C-ration
> 10 millipedes = 1 centipede
> 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
> 10 monologs = 5 dialogues
> 5 dialogues = 1 decalogue
> 2 monograms = 1 diagram
> 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
> 2 snake eyes = 1 paradise
> 2 wharves = 1 paradox
> 10¯6 phones = 1 microphone
> 106 phones = 1 megaphone
> 10¯2 mental = 1 centimental
> 10¯1 mate = 1 decimate
> 1012 bulls = 1 terabull
> 10¯12 boos = 1 picoboo
>
> (Convertion table author unkown)
>
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