It wasn't phase shifting at all... he was PISSED!

Who: Canazza
Where: The transit system
When: Shortly after his 'phase shifting' experience
Canazza was just about to go ahead with his plan of telling the first senior officer he saw about the device, when he realised that the first one was Dr. Keto.
He went up and smacked him one, before wandering off to find the device again.
Twenty minutes later he found the device again, still switched on, only this time, the light wasn't so blinding to his hungover head.
he could see the room properly now, and it was actually a mini-cinema, long abandoned, the light that blinded him was the projector and the reason he was able to put his hand through the controls was because he was bloody pissed and actually put his hands through the doorway.
The only problem now was to explain away how he passed through the floor, which was neatly solved by what appeared to be a mini-wormhole in the floor.
Canazza took a double take. "Blimey" he dropped a broken tile in it to see if it was safe. It passed through to the other side without the slightest hint of destruction. So he jumped in.
He emerged in the Gents loos in the promenade.
"that isn't right" he thought.
then he noticed the smashed ceiling tile and the unconscious man with his head on the sink. Canazza felt for a pulse. he was still alive, thank god.
Making a hasty retreat back through the mini wormhole, he appeared in a fancy restaurant. "Jings, this thing's jumping all over the place"
Unfortunately for Canazza, Seymour Niples happened to be dining in that restaurant at the very moment he popped in. and he wasn't very happy to see him.Name: Dave Canazza
Status: Okay, the phase shifting one wasn't as good as i thought...