The horrible horrible prankaronie

Who: Canazza, Phil, Dean, Jay and MP
Where: Outside Seymours quarters
When: After they've gotten everything
"So, how's thish gonna work?" Jay queeried, "It's kinda shtrange"
"First of all, I go in with the cloaking devish" Phil said, "using MP as a dishtraction"
"okay,"
"Then, when Sheymours not looking i shmother his records with mushhy banana"
"is that it?"
"Well, the cloaking device won't last that long" Phil explained, "Zodar shaid if I ushe it for more than 10 minuteshhhhhh i run the risk of becoming shterile"
"we need a better plan" Dean said.
Canazza, who was looking through a crack in the door saw Seymour reading something
"he's got a book, can we do something with that?"
A while later MP entered with a cloaked Phil
MP stood there looking at all the free-flowing booze and the women dancing... the little guys libido went into over-overdrive.
when he noticed Kara in her cowgirl outfit and nearly exploded with excitement.
he made a beeline for her, squealing with excitement all the way.
the people parted like the red sea.
just as the hyperactive midget pounced, Efof punched the midget into submission.
"oh my" Kara said, "i thought you were a pacifist"
"My hand hurts" he said, nursing it. It was begining to turn brown
"Is it supposed to turn that colour?" Seymour asked, leaving his decks to investigate the comotion.
"It's a bruise..." Efof was stunned, this was a shmoozie of a bruisie, it was going green around the edges and there was a red spot in the middle of a dark brown ring, with a red and green ring orbiting the spot.
"You bruise like a dart board" Seymour noted, "you'd better go get that seen to, looks like a doozie"
Kara noticed Mini Phil
"Better take him too, might need surgery"
Efof, Kara (carrying MP) left for the medi bay and Seymour went back to the decks and continued playing.
He wiped the mushy banana off the seat and sat down.
"now" Seymour thought, "Back to the music"
he picked up his book and read
"this isn't my book" he noticed, mainly because it had been written in blue crayon and had "Nipples Sucks" written in the margin with some of the letters backwards, and they spelled Niples wrong too!
Without his book he decided to wing it, he started the first record
seymour was shocked at what he heard, it was a recording, a recording of something he thought no-one had heard
<snip>
"Its not an act! I am Royal Ambassador to the Queen!" Seymour shouted
"Yeah but I'm betting the Queen is as much a slag in your dimension
as in mine… so that means nothing, and you must have grown up on a
farm same as me, to poor parents… your just so far up your own arse that you think you're brilliant.
So just think about others for a change." Said Seymour Butts.
</snip>
Niples turned off the decks quickly before any more of it played on.
"How the smeg did he get that on a damn recording?!" Niples stormed out looking for Canazza.
meanwhile, Phil decloaks and starts up the decks again
"Let's hear the WHOOOOLE THING!"
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Dave Canazza
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