Royal Deejay

The Party at Seymour's Ambassadorial Quarters
Seymour threw Jay, Phil, Dean and Canazza out for spoiling the
party. In fact in everyone elses eyes, they were the most
entertaining thing going on in the place. People were standing
around wondering when they could ask to leave.
Only Efof seemed to be enjoying himself, he jumped up and down on
the rusted robotic bucking cow thinking it was the best thing he had
ever seen.
"Wow this is so amazing, its the best thing I've ever done- I wish
my 5 girlfriends back on Ffion could have seen this!!" Two men
stormed away in jealousy.
Efof got off the bronco and trotted joyfully through the crowd,
stopping by a girl who was holding food on a tray. "OOh whats this?"
"A canopay" Said the waitress.
"I dont know what a canopay is but... oh yum... its not half bad!"
The waitress smiled, thinking Efof was cute. He was so happy and
enthusiastic about everything.
Efof boundard past some more people and found Kara McGellan who was
oddly dressed like a cowgirl. "Hello Kara how are you! Fantastic
party isn't it!!"
"Erm… right…"
"Seymours really put some effort into this, theres even girl handing
out food!"
"You sure you didn't just steal it off someones plate?"
"ooh dear…." Said Efof. Humans do have waitresses don't they? I
never thought to check! She might get me arrested!"
Kara smiled "Its ok, it probably was a waitress, we do have them as
well!"
Efof looked at Karas choice of dress which she was looking quite
embarrassed about.
"Is that a new type of fashion?"
Kara laughed. "No, it's a cowgirl costume, I thought with this being
a barndance other people might be dressed like this, so I had holly
change my image on the light bee, and now the computers crashed and
I cant change it back unless I reboot, but that takes ages. But
probably worth it if it means I get to miss this!"
"Don't be daft!" Said Efof, this is great, its like parties we had
on Ffion but with clothes."
"You….??" Kara started but decided not to ask.
"Come on, lets dance!!!"
"No, Efof, people will see! And I look stupid!"
"Nahh, I cant tell."
"Yeah well no offense but you're the one with your shirt on back to
front."
"Really? I wondered why the collar kept getting in the way of my
mouth."
"Anyway theres no music, the guys wrecked the stereo"
"Look, Seymours over there right now setting up some more decks."
"Decks? That's an old grammaphone!"
They looked at Seymour at the opposite side of the room who was
reading a book entitled "How to be a funky 80's Dee-Jay Baby, nice!"
He had already put on the uncharacteristically `wacky' multicoloured
shirt and funny shaped sunglasses. He saw Efof and Kara staring at
him and did a funny camp trying-to-keep-the-dignity-of-a-royal-
ambassador-while-wearing-a-multicoloured-nylon-shirt wave.
Cheesy music started playing, Efof pulled Kara onto the dancefloor
and did some kind of bizarre Ffionian dance that looked like he was
either trying to make it rain or pretend to be a baboon. At least it
made Kara feel less embarrassed because no-one was watching her.
Over in one side of the crowd, there seemed to be a bstling going
on, and lots of whispering. Keto had just wondered in and wondered
why everyone was staring and frowning at him. As he walked in, he
noticced no-one would stand less than 2 metres away from him, they
all kept their distance and glared.
DJ Niples took another look at the book "Scratch the record?!!! This
record player is an antique, such an act would damage it!" He
scratched a little and the crowd cheered, more people got up and
danced, some started clapping their hands to the beat.
"This is good! I'm becoming a superstar DJ!" Said Seymour, and
consulted the book "I'm sorry- DeeJay!"
And then consulted the book for one more thing to say.
"Oh yes… `shabba'!!"
OOC- I'm waiting for the guys to come back in with their plan of
revenge!