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Canazza had overheard Nipples on the Shuttle trying to explain to
Efof what a barn dance was and decided it was in his best interest to
steer clear of him for a while.
He was now standing in a storage bay, specifically the storage bay
that contained the lager. There was only one problem, he had no
money...
"Holly," he asked, "what are the chances of me getting myself a free
crate of lager?"
"A million to one" the computer said
"So there is a chance..."
"Yes, i suppose"
"So... if i had a chance then surely I must get them, right?"
"how's that?"
"because if i don't get them, I would have no chance of getting them"
"Uh... right..."
"So the only way for you to be right is for me to get the lager"
"Umm..."
"You do WANT to be right don't you, i mean, you are supposed to be
the smartest computer in existance, you don't want to be WRONG do
you?"
Canazza loaded the 24 cans of leopard lager into his backpack, only
to find it was rather heavy. He hauled the pack onto a trolly and
wheeled it out of the bay.
he made his way back to his quarters, stelthilly evading the
Ambassadors quarters and the promenade, where he heard he had shut
down parrots bar and forced everyone to line dance.
He shuddered at the thought of the crew line dancing, the he laughed
at the thought of nipples trying to force Mini Phil to line dance.
when he finally reached his quarters he opened the backpack to find
Timmy lying there surrounded byt 24 empty, crushed cans of lager.
"You pig!" Canazza tipped the contents of the sack on the floor, "You
drank it all!"
"urrgh" Timmy groaned,
"I suppose there is only one thing for it" He said, turning to the
console, "Holly... what's the chance of me - "
"No chance" Holly interrupted, then blipped off screen
Canazza looked at Timmy who proceeded to burp rather loudly.
"This way" a voice said from down the corridor, "There's someone down
here"
Niples and Efof stopped outside the door, "You must come to my barn
dance" Niples said in a kind soft voice, "NOW! or feel the might of
my ambassiborial powers!"
"What powers?"
"I can have your citizenship revoked"
"No you can't"
"Just come," Niples was getting impatient
"I suppose i have nothing better to do now that timmy's drunk all my
lager"
"That's the spirit!" Efof, Nipples and Canazza (with timmy being
dragged behind) headed off to the ol fashioned barn dance