LETS FINISH THE FUC#ERS!

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<The Deathjarette started blasting holes into the dwarf, it's defences were no match for it, the Deathjarette took out most of the armaments along the port side with one weapon sweep.On the second sweep the beam seemed to be moving about erratically. When it stopped it was clear what they were doing.Along the side of the dwarf it said "Keto Woz 'ere'">
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"That sick son of a bitch" Phil said, watching waht Keto had just done.
"Jesus Phil it's only a bit of graffiti" Alota replied, "There are worse things written about YOU on the toilet walls.."
"I don't mean that!" Phil pointed out "He's lasered that across the pouter hull of the beer storage tanks! It'll get warm!"
 
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jay was heard to cry in the background, from the cockpit.
He was standing behind Dean, "We need to take out the DeathJarette" Jay said, "We already know none of our weapons can dent that hull from the outside...were gonna have to do the same to this as we did to it's big brother.."
"Laugh at it and call it names?" Dean asked
Jay smacked him around the head "Take it out from inside, set a course and dock with it..ram the bastard if you have to"
"You mean your ordering me to crash?.."
"You could look at it that way..."
"I..I..don't know if I can.."
"WHAT?! you crash all the time!"
"I know but never on purpose!!!"
Jay sighed, "Look...just aim for it and go really really fast..the Raven should withstand it"
He moved back into the midsection "Everyone brace for impact!"
 
The Inbound Raven thundered into the outer hull of the Death Jarette, everyone inside was violently thrown forward. Dean was heard from the cockpit to yell "W00t!! I DID IT!!"
"Yeah..big shock.." Jay muttered,
"Let's move!" Alota shouted and getting to her feet, she loaded her gun and strapped a grenade belt around her waist, the rest of the crew did the same and they headed into the raven.
They split into three teams, Phil led Tara, Jasmine's double, Kyla and Jack, Alota led Amber, Dean and Keats, Jay led Eve, Jasmine, Canazza...(or was it his double..) and Mini-Phil..joy
 
The plan was for each team to go for a specific target, Phil's team were to head for the command centre and take out the Emperor's themselves, Alota's team would take out the engines, which would in turn destry the ship entirley, and Jay's team were to take out the defences, fighters, weapons, whatever. The idea was that if one team failed their mission, the ship could still be rendered useless one way or another.
 
Jay and his team ran full pelt down one of the Death Jarette's many corridor's, they were folowing a map that Phil had acquired from the original attack on the Death Jar itself, problem was Mini-Phil had spilled some inexplainable liquid on it and Jay couldn;t work out wheter he was heading towards the 'Launch Bay' or the 'Lunch Box'.
It didn't matter, the group skidded to a halt as a brigade of Clown Commandoe's came around a corner ahead to a chorus of clicking meson rifles.   
"Smeg..." was all Jay could manage to utter,
Eve tapped him on the shoulder and pointed over her shoudler with her thumb, Jay turned around, behind them was a battalion of mime's.
"This.....could prove interesting..."  Jay muttered.
 
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