I have no idea.... part one

Who: Random People
Where: Random Places
When: Randomness
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Phil looked up at EK. EK Looked down at Phil.
  "Are your crew normally like this. Having Tea Parties as they are being overcome by superior forces." Phil just nodded
  "I'd be lying if i said otherwise. Look, would you mind letting me go, I've got to deal with a family emrgency."
  "Do you think I'm daft?" Keto scowled
  "No, which is why i'm providing a hostage stand in. MP, get your midget arse over hear." MP came over and put his head where Phil had just removed it. Keto now had a much shorter hostage and was in shock that Phil had got away with it. As Phil left the others, nodding to jay in a 'keep em occupied i have an idea' kinda way, Phil paused a brief moment at the spilt whiskey then left to have a quick chat with amber before instigating 'Operation : Surprise the smegg out of the buggers'
       Amber sat on a crate in the cargo bay fingering the packets in her inside pocket. She didn't feel too good, her head felt like an elephant was tap dancing in it. She sighed, and quickly snached her had out of her pocket when someone entered the room.
  "I think you and me need a little chat young lady." Said Phil as he strode into the Ravens cargo hold and sat down opposite Amber. "What the hell do think you were doing out there?" The dark glasses still covered Amber's eyes, making it dificult for Phil to judge her emotions.
  "I dunno... Is everybody ok? I mean... I shot some fighters...." Amber gulped as she finished her sentance.
  "You almost got Your mother killed, and Alota, and Jay." Phil said seriously.
  "So what now? You gonna arrest me?" Amber said becoming defensive. Phil reached into his pockets and pulled out a pair of handcuffs
  "You know i have to do this, but know that I wll do everthing in my power to help you. We, that is your mother and I love you very much and we can sort through this, but we have a major problem with hostages right now."
  "Right yea, course you do Sir. That's why you are arresting me. Don't know why I should help youayway, being under arrest and all." Amber said glaring at Phil and stressing the sir. Phil did something he never thought he would ever do. He slapped Amber across the face.
  "Your mother, mini-me and Jay, my best freind is up there, as well as others of the crew. If I EVER hear you speak like that again i'll..." Amber wasnt sure, but she could have sworn that for a second, Phil's eyes went black. Amber didn't react to the slap, she just kept looking straight into Phil's eyes. Inside her was a battle, she could use her GELF abilities and get away now, or she could go along like a good little girl.
  "You'll what Sir?" Amber didn't register the fact Phil was her father anymore. Phil glared back at his daughter. Even though she looked rather a lot like her mother, she'd inhertied quite a bit from her father. Then he started to grin.
  "Damm, your just like mother sometimes."
  "Don't patronise me sir. Get on with it if your going to arrest me." Amber spat. Phil grin dropped faster than a lead bullet and quicker then Amber thought possible he had spun her around and handcuffed her hands behind her back and the other end to a support post nearby.
  "Glad to see all that GELF blood isn't wasted on you." She smirked at Phil. Phil just snorted
  "If it wasnt for this GELF blood, you and your brother wouldnt be here. Also you'd still be in nappies"
  "Do I look like I care sir? I thought you had to go off and do some rescue or another, not talk to me all day, much as I love the company." Phil anger was rising by the minute. Amber was being decidly, well, not Amber. This train of thought was interrupted by a very loud,
  "EEEEEEEEE" followed by EK shouting.
  "I DONT BELIVE THE LITTLE BASTARD JUST DID THAT!!! It's gone right down my leg as well!"<To Be continued seen as this is really really long now>This Joint Post was sent to you by:
Phil FeBuggure (Chris)
and
Amber Cleavage-FeBuggure (Becca)