*ACTION* The Trench run

Dean took it off, and the ship went flying backwards.
"Sorry, sorry. Wrong gear."
Dean wrenched the ship into gear, and it started off towards the BD to dump it's cargo of 1 pilot and 1 pervert...
 
"Dean" asked Jay "What were you doing docked with the Death Jar anyway?"
"Waiting for the assault team to come back, they went aboard to rescue you and the others"
"Then dont you think it would be a good idea to get back?!" Jay said moving down the gangplank into the 'Dwarf's shuttle bay.
"Yeh...you're probly right..."
"After all..correct me if i'm wrong but isn't Jasmine on the team? Wouldn't she be a bit pissed off if her boyfriend didnt pick her up when he promised?"
"Wouldn't Alota be pissed off if her husband isn't where he's supposed to be i.e. in the cell having having snet a whole team in to get you out?" Dean said "I could always tell her you were with another woman!"
"Who's she gonna believe?"
"Me probably!"
"Hey I have a witness" Jay said gesturing to the midget "NOW JUST GO!!"
 
Dean took off again and headed back for the death jar, Jay headed for the Phoenix. 
 
Seconds later the custom Blue Midget was hurtling toward the fleet, the fastest shuttle in Blue Dwarf's fleet catching up to the others with no trouble. Mini-Phil  was sat in the passenger seat still in his Darth Vader costume.
Jay opened the comm to all ships.
"Everyone listen up, this is Chrysler..I've been aboard the Death Jar..while I was there Mini-Phil hacked into their mainframe..he was trying to download goat porn...but stumbled across thier blueprints....target this point."
Mini-Phil tapped a command into the navi-comp and transmitted on the HUD's of all the remainign pilots in the fleet a 3d blueprint of the Death Jar appeared, highlighting a particular point.
"That point, is the main reacotr exhaust, we need  to get  a missile in there, we'll need to stay low to avoid the defence turrets..so use the trench"
A long narrow trench was highlighted on the surface of the Death Jar, "But we have people inside still, wait until I give the order before firing!"
"Got it!" came the voices of the other pilots.
"Ewwwww..." came Keats voice, presumably as his windscreen wipers moved body parts around his viewscreen.
"Get into formation!" Jay ordered.
"HEY!" came the voice of his counterpart "Who died and put you in..AGGH..fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt" 
in the distance a fighter craft from the Alternate Blue Dwarf was seen exploding in a shower of white hot metal.
"Guess that answers that, now, Squadron's 1 through 8 with me, 8 through 12 COVER DEAN!"
The fleet of fighters got into formation, Jay in front, flanked by Amber, Rio and Keats.
The others followed, some going for the death jars defences, others following suit and joining Jay's attack into the trench.
 
"Smeg...Clown interceptors right on our tail Jay..." Keats said, as enemy craft descended behind them, the Clown fighter went into full throttle, and barged between Jay and Rio's shuttles, cuasing both of them to scrape along the side's of the trench, sending sparks flying.
"YOU ASSHOLE!" Jay yelled "MY PAINTWORK!"
"EEE!!"
Amber flew over the top of Jay's craft and opened fire, sending the Clown vessel crashing into the cold metal of the Death Jar's hull.
"THIS ONES FOR JAY YOU FREAKS!" the alternate Lomaz was heard to scream, she was after revenge for the death of her boyfriend, a few seconds later, another clown fighter crashed down in front of Jay's team, causing all of the trench shuttles to pull up sharply.
Amber took the opportunity of being above the edge of the trench to open fire on a large group of Clown's that were currently pursuing the alternate version's of Dean, Rio and Kara.
 
She had a shot,
 
She took it.
 
A missle flew from beneath the wing of her fighter, and shredded the hull of one of the clown fighters, the shuttle spun out of control and collided with another, which hit another, starting a chain reaction that resulted in the lead fighter of the squadron to spin headlong into Dean's counterparts vessel, which in turn was sent hurtling sideways into Rio's ship.
 
Jay watched as both of the allied vessel's crashed and burned.
"AMBER!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" he yelled "YOU JUST TOOK OUT TWO FRIENDLY'S!"
Amber didnt respon, she just dived back into the trench.
Jay, Rio and Keats, still flying in formation were again tailed by Clown's, Jay looped, coming up behind the following craft, and opened fire, the Phoenixe's machine guns perforating thier hulls, they soared into the trench walls, making Jay go into a roll to avoid colliding with thier smoking shells.
"The exhaust is just ahead, once were ther circle the area, do not fire until I give the order.."
Jay ordered then opened a channel to Dean.
"Thomas? Status?"
"I'm docked, but theyr'e not back yet..give me a few minutes.."
"We don't have a ...wait AMBER WHAT ARE YOU..?"
It was too late, Amber had already launched a guided missle into the reactor exhaust.
"AMBER! WE STILL HAVE PEOPLE IN THERE!"
Amber, in her bliss-fuelled state wasn't listening, as far as she was concerned she knew what she was doing, she pulled up, and broke away from the fleet.
Jay was panicking, he opened a channel to Alota, Phil, Tara, Jasmine, Eve and anyone else he could think of who was inside the Death Jar at the time.
"GET THE HELL OUT NOW!!!" he yelled into the comm "THE WHOLE PLACE IS GONNA BLOW!!!"
The entire fleet fell back, on max re-heat away from the Death Jar.
 
Inside the main reactor of the Death Jar a single missle detonated, the explosion began ripping through the complex...
 
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