We meet at last obi-wan, the circle is complete.

Who: jack, keats and Keto (all alternate)
The space war was raging on, most pilots had navigated their way out of the
mime field. Including Keats and jack (alternates) in their own custom built
fighter, complete with millenium falcon style guns.
"YEEHAW!!!" yelled jack as the ship lunged towards the deathe jar, he pulled
the trigger for a split second and a stream of laser blasts ripped its way
through the flower fighters. Keats could see this from the front, and sped
on further, the death jars hangar could be seen now, but something put her
off for a second as he saw an explosion and several things that looked
remarkably like people speeding out into a waiting ship. She shook it out
of her head and sped past explosions created by Jacks gun fire.
As they approached the closed hangar, several laser blasts ripped into it,
and about 8 flower fighters burst out and started firing at them. but not
for long, as another volley of blasts from jacks single press of the trigger
tore them apart... it would be piece by piece, but only if this was a slo mo
world... but its not. The ship hurtled through the hangar door, span round
and landed. The back door opened rather quickly and someone lept out of it
at frightening speeds. All the clown commandos that were waitiing with guns
stood there, with looks of horror on their faces, as they exploded in a mess
of blood and body bits. Jack could be seen crouching with the sword in his
outstretched hand, covered in blood. He laughed.
Up in the main chamber, the two emperors were sitting, drinking coffe and
wondering how Jay and MP managed to escape.
"no, it was your fault" screamed keto, just as the radio crackled into life.
*we have intruders, they've already taken out 2 batallions! we can't stop
them, send ARRRRGH!! (sound of persons spleen being pulled through their
throat)* Keto cringed, picked up the sword next to him and said "i'll take
care of this one myself" and he marched off, sword in hand, to the hangar in
which Jack and Keats were killing.
Jack was stood, right in the middle, only one small wound on his shoulder
with hundreds of clown corpses littered around him. He stood up straight
and breathed deeply.
The door leading further into the ship opened and Keto stepped out. Keats
aimed a gun at him and fired a volley, but Keto's speed and strength (god
knows how he got that!!) allowed him to deflect them all, one of which flew
straight back to keats and she bit the dust, rather nastily with a high
pitched scream to follow.
Jack could only stand by and listen to her death, the anger was boling up
inside him, he tightened his grip on the sword in his hand.
"good, let the hatred come, release your anger" said keto, in that annoying
star wars emperor voice.
"no, i won't lower myself to your level, i am with the good guys, we never
join the dark side, haven't you seen enough movies to know that?" retorted
Jack, as he raised his sword to head height and sprinted toward Keto, who
stood there until the last second, at which point he raised the sword in his
hand to the perfect level to knock the sword out of Jacks hand. He then
forced the blae right up to Jacks throat.
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Jack bent over backwards, kicked Keto in the Jaw and rolled over to get his
sword. As he did so, Keto needed a moment to recover from that blow, and as
soon as he did, he threw a bottle of ointment at Jack, which caught him on
the side and started to eat through his armour. Jack screamed in pain as
the ointment started to melt his skin, he screamed "NO!!! I WILL NOT LET YOU
WIN!!!"
He stood up sharply, ran towards Keto and swung his sword. It would have
killed him, if the splashing from the ointment hadn't hit his sword, and
damaged the blade with effects similar to 1000 years of rust. Instead the
blade hit him on the side of his head and shattered. Ketos blade had
embedded itself in Jacks side, right beneath his ribcage, at an upward
angle.
Jacks eyes widened in horror, he could feel the blood pouring out of the
wound, he dropped the sword, and punched keto in the face, the sword
remained in his hand as he fell back, opening the wound even more.
"i am not done with you yet" jack managed, staggering toward keto, who
smiled and said in a very condescending voice "what are you going to do?
bleed on me?"
Jack collapsed on the floor, right in front of him, and grabbed his trouser
leg, the trousers that keto had under his evil overlords cloak. Keto
laughed and kicked the bodies of the two out of the hangar and into space.
Sound doesn't normally extend into space, but on this occasion, the evilness
in his voice overwhelmed the laws of physics and could be heard throughout
the battlefield.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Keto span, throwing his cloak around behind him, as he walked triumphantly
bak to the main contro, room, where he bragged about his victory to cerebrum
over and over.
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