This midget will self destruct..

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MP ran up to Jay and handed him a note. MP stood and made gestures at the emperors, who were in shock and being gesturlayy abused by a midget.
 
"Dear Jay...a tad busy right now blowing things up...This attack has started to go a bit tits up...Am holding down the fort. Follow the midget he's got something that can help you escape...TTFN...Phil....BTW This message will be eaten by the midget in 5 seconds..."
 
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Mini-Phil quickly leapt up and snatched the note away from Jay, pulled out a bottle of ketchup and scoffed the note.
"So..."
"Ee?"
"What have you got that will help?!"
"EE!" Mini-Phil held up a set of key's, Jay took them from him, and raised an eyebrow.
"So what? You want me to scratch the paintwork?"
Mini-Phil shook his head and gestured into his hand as if he were pressing a button. Jay examined the key's there was a key-fob, similar to the type that worked the central locking and alarm's on the starbug's.
By this point the emperor's had called for the guards, and were frantically arguing over whether to use meson rifles or ointment blasters to kill the pilot and the midget.
Jay pushed the button on the keyring, a little red light flashed on and off again.
 
"That it?" Jay asked Mini-Phil. "What kind of escape plan do you call that?"
 Mini-Phil didnt reply, just looked at his watch tapping his foot.
"I tell ya...if we ever get outta here youre going through the blender...feet first"
Mini-Phil shot Jay a glare, just as the door's to the emperor's chamber was blasted open, Mini-Phil leapt up and down excitedley, as the E.V.E 1 strode in.
Jay glanced at the key's in his hand, then at the exo-suit then at the midget. "Ohhhh I see!"
Jay clambered in and suited up.
 
The whole process of suiting up in the E.V.E. 1 took a few minutes, and while Jay was doing so, The emperor's and a small crowd of clowns surrounded the midget, and locked him inside an average sized fish aquariam.
"Fill it with ointment!" shouted Emperor Keto "That'll teach the stunted little moron to interfere with our gloating!"
"Which ointment your excellency?" asked one of the clowns.
"#6879334" said Keto, impressing even Cerebrum by pronouncing the '#'. "It's the one that turns anyone it comes in contact with into a 3 foot pervert."
"Um...sir?"
"DONT ARGUE JUST DO IT!"
 
Jay had just about finished suiting up in the exo-suit. "Log-on Chrysler.J. Initiate" he spoke into the on-board computer, it responded by activating the control panel. "Extremley Violent Exo-suit 1 online" came the response from the computer.
 
 
"EEEEEEEE!"  screamed the midget..terrifed of something that he was actually immune to anyway bvut what the hell. "EEE EEEeeeEEEeeEeeeeeEeeEeEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The midget couldnt see much through the glass of the fish-tank. But he did see the clowns, and both emperors suddenly lifted from the ground and hurled across the room.
Jay, in the exo suit, then freed Mini-Phil from his confiment and lifted him from the ground.
"Come on let's find the others"
"EE!"
"Oh and if you so much as "ee" that I saved you, I'll give you a spacesauit and tie you to the front of a shuttle that Dean's flying"
"EEEEE!"
"Scary huh?"
 
 
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