The Raven lot pt2
Posted byPosted: Jul 15, 2003, 7:05pm
Who: Seymour Niples, Seymour Butts, Phil+BFG, MP, Alotta, Eve, Phil,
Tara, Kyla and Keith
Where: on the Raven, flying towards the Death-Jar
<snip>
"Oh my god!" Niples shouted, looking out of the window.
"That fighter with gunge all over it is coming straight at us!!!"
</snip>
"To be hit by our own fighter is bad enough, but to be hit by a
dirty one!" Niples panicked. He tried to wave the fighter away while
Alotta radioed Efof to tell him to turn.
It was at that moment that Cerebrum activated the `Mime-field' and
everyone found themselves suddenly dumbfounded. But before anyone
realised, Seymours waving in another direction and the almost
magical powers of mime, Efof's fighter turned away.
Everyone looked at each other and realised they couldn't speak. In
fact they didn't even try, the field made them not even want to
speak, they wanted to express their emotions in more physical ways.
Or at least MP did with Keith's leg.
Ambassador Seymour Niples was unaccustomed to not talking, he did it
24/7 much to the annoyance of people around who didn't want to be
lectured about the politics of the British Monarchy and 17th century
ceramic pottery.
Seymour Butts came into the cockpit dragging MP who had now attached
to his leg. He started miming something that looked like `why the
hell cant we speak and how cool do I look in this stripy Henri Lloyd
T-shirt with the collars up'*
Ambassador Niples scribbled on a big piece of paper and held it up
to his alternate.
"Shut up you rugged commoner"
Butts wrote one back
"Arrogant selfish posh bastard"
The Ambassador beat him over the head with it until Alotta broke
them up.
Dean got their attention by waving and pointing forward out of the
cockpit window. They were really close to the Death-Jar now.
Dean piloted the Raven into a crevice in the massive machine and
found a docking maintenance bay to land them in.
**Death Jar landing bay**
Alotta, Eve, Tara and Kyla jumped out of the Raven's rear hatch
first all loaded up with bazukoids, and surveyed the area in
silence, the Mime-Field obviously still having a lasting affect on
them.
Alotta pointed to a droid in the corner, it had spotted them and
scooted off towards the door to raise the alarm.
Kyla shot the droid before it could get anywhere.
Phil unloaded his BFG down the Ravens rear ramp and drove it almost
immediately through a wall, blasting away at completely unsuspecting
guards. The others followed and Ambassador Niples followed holding
up a placard that said "We have come to negotiate peacefully"
although no bugger got chance to read it before they were blown up
by Phil.
<tag anyone in our rather large group?! We've come to rescue Jay and
cause general Havoc!>